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I’m right there with u OMG😓

I am so wildly forgetful when I’m stressed which of course only makes me more stressed <3 a great adaptation

Jennette McCurdy holding the spot for worst fiction I’ve read so far with half his age … maybe I need a break from celebrities 🙏🏻

read Alyson Stoner’s memoir and so far they’ve won the award for worst nonfiction I’ve read this year…. Really weird and yucky stuff in there BEWARE

I WANT MORE LESBIAN FRIENDS!!! LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN!! DYKES FEMMES BUTCHES STUDS MASCS FUTCHES I DON’T CARE I NEED WLW!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME SAPPHIC!!!!

we’ve “reclaimed” twilight too hard now, everyone let’s pack it up wrap it up time to move on again

MAHA is forcing my hand and I can no longer be a Cool Girl vegetarian bc everything is being discontinued, made with tallow, or stocked in short supply like it is that serious

thank u for sticking with me through this hard and confusing time

I have an announcement my actual favorite color is blue

you literally do not !

sorry I hope to stop angry/sad posting soon I just feel like many people who I thought would be empathetic to my situation are not and it has been difficult =)

U can literally be like yeah man I had to emergency evacuate my home and couldn’t go back for 2 weeks and ppl will STILL act like ur being dramatic or trying to kill the mood. I’m sorry my real life emergency ruins ur unbridled positivity or whatever

I can be cringe about clexa forever because that was mission critical to my lesbianism so I will hear no judgement!

I KNOW I did not just see a pro bellarke post on my feed

thank u

I want it known that I said cabbage was the It vegetable like 3 years ago!

masc lesbians who recommend Abercrombie and fitch in the year 2026 are textbook villains and community traitors

listening to Jesy Nelson talk makes me feel like that scene of Rachel Amber in Before the Storm where she’s like “oh boohoo sad Chloe’s fucking sad again!!”

Jesy Nelson SHUT UP!!!!!!! challenge

Cutesy drawings of hyenas in pink and light yellow tones, surrounded by flowers and hearts on a symetrical pattern of hearts and pawprints

Happy Valentine Yeens 💕

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omg we’ve lost it

does the phrase “female rage” even mean anything anymore

back in our apartment and I have found so many items that aren’t ours, there’s paint splatter E V E R Y W H E R E, and they left our bathroom a complete wreck

It’s insane how men literally and figuratively soil everything they touch

Great Blue Heron

if this is my Saturn return I feel destroyed

it’s so jarring to see a lesbian couple where they both eat meat and they post their dinner and it’s like the American classic slab of meat + two unseasoned pieces of asparagus like why are you doing that there’s no man there forcing you to eat like that….

this is anti curly so I can’t like it

Whenever I see pseudoscientific conspiracy theories about ancient aliens or giant petrified trees or ice age satellites or whatever it drives me crazy because THE EARTH IS COOL ENOUGH JUST AS IT IS! WE DON’T NEED TO REACH FOR REASONS TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING! HAVE YOU SEEN A TULLY MONSTER??!!

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way