Fitherwinkle

The Portal is unreliable. My network never changes. Some days it runs well. Others like absolute dogshit. Sometimes it just never connects to my PS5. Others it connects flawlessly. Sometimes the artifacting is so bad I can’t see anything. Others I’m amazed at the detail I can see. Baffling thing.

It’s like Resident Evil 2 Remake meets Alan Wake. Not as polished as either but a surprisingly fun AA horror adventure nonetheless. People were too hard on it because it didn’t have the budget of a AAA game. Then they bitch when good studios like this one shut down because no one bought it. Shame

Underrated

Hopefully he takes his eyes off the fridge for once in his life.

It’s essentially a well done Resident Evil 2 Remake meets Alan Wake and way too many people slept on it.

Well that would make sense if wages in my country, the U.S., have risen at the same rate as video game inflation. They have not. So it’s simply more expensive with no benefit.

That’s not my argument. I’m sure it sold fine.

This game is 5 years old. $30 for a 5 year old game. And they wonder why the console market isn’t growing.

A visual story of Betty realizing I have a treat in my pocket.

If we survive this long enough for history books to teach how it all happened, the chapters on the horrendously limp response by many on the left should be brutal. A complete and total abortion of even simple adequacy.

Mine said the same thing. Support chat said to give it a day as sometimes the codes are activated in waves instead of all at once.

One of my favorite game series of all time, Sniper Elite. A WW2 era stealth action game where your mission to rid the world of fascists is straightforward and simple. Pick up your rifle and kill all Nazis.

Yeeeeaaah that’s just one genre I can’t get behind. Backtracking and obscuring objectives just ain’t my idea of a good time. Seems like cheap ways to artificially lengthen a game?? Then again judging by how many people love them the problem is probably me.

Also has a really good Vita port for those interested!

Man Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood is one of my favorite shooters from that generation. Great atmosphere.

Shit! I forgot my promise to Marino!

Dude would be the first person to crash into a wall painted like the entrance to the Holland Tunnel.

You don’t like sour cream and onion? Your user name is appropriately accurate.

I don’t get the anti ketchup chips thing. We put ketchup on French fries. So why not potato chips? They’re just two sides of the same coin???

I’m central/shore and didn’t feel anything. Damn nothing fun ever happens here. Just once I want to see a building fall or something. Is it too much to ask to see a firework factory explode?

I see your CRT and raise you a CRT next to a Plasma.

I received my dual citizenship recently and have been seriously considering jumping ship from this burning hellhole. But this is the only thing I’m worried about. Trying to re-learn how to budget and my finances in the land of HOLY SHIT THATS EXPENSIVE (but also I won’t go bankrupt for being sick)

He got the ball, but at what cost?

Look we’re all really shaken up about it but we can’t let it ruin Hamburger day tomorrow. Not again.

I should really give this show another shot. I couldn’t get into it back then but maybe I just wasn’t in the right head space for it at the time.

Jet Brody from Fracture. Even in 2008 I rolled my eyes at that one.

CVS Pharmacy: Ok what’s the birth date?

Me: I don’t know it’s for a dog

CVS: Ok you need a birthdate

Me: I gave you her name. Its a dog

CVS: Ok I can’t give it to you without a birthdate

Me: Ok September 14th

CVS: Is that her birthday?

Me: I don’t know it’s a dog

CVS: Ok I can’t give it to y

I have great internet and it’s a total coin toss wether it’s going to work well or not day to day. Some days it goes off without a hitch and others I might as well be streaming it from Antarctica on a 56K.

Just a reminder to everyone that GameFly still exists and is a legitimately good way to play a bunch and not spend a bunch.