The Local Crank

And it's not as if we didn't know this was going to happen. The most likely scenario is that they leave the Texas and California maps in place. We just have to make sure the margin is outside the cheat zone.

Panther eats faces

And then he ran away

something something...freedom...choice!

Well, sure, SCOTUS is about to endorse the lunatic fringe crackpot unitary executive theory but don't worry; they'll forget all about it the nanosecond a Democrat becomes president.

JFC

I'm old enough to remember when the "unitary executive" was a fringe theory by crackpots

Democrats should NEVER vote for this performative bullshit from the MAGA Party. Abstain if you have to but don't give it any legitimacy. Peterson and Crow will STILL be denounced as socialists, communists, etc.

Strutting fascist jackass walks. Film at eleven

He’s a fine one to accuse anyone else of stinking

Senile Florida golfer wakes up long enough to make another stupid comment that he thinks exonerates him

Wild how everything is more expensive than it was a year ago when prices were 24/7 news but now all we get are uncommented quotes from Cheeto Mussolini about how “old fashioned groceries” are now free

"We all love Granpa!!!"

It's time to talk about putting grampa in a home

Trump is the short term problem; the long term problem is the inevitable future Trump who is neither lazy, incompetent, nor stupid.

One of the four elements of malignant narcissism is sadism.

No fucking flag rank officer is going to throw their entire career away just to warcrime.

Mr. President, do you think Trump is likely to throw Hegseth under the bus?

“If we just stop testing…”

I’ll believe it when it happens

Bad news for all the people solemnly assuring us the military wouldn’t obey illegal orders: every fucking person in the chain of command from Secy Drunken McRapist down to the guy who pulled the trigger had no apparent problem shooting guys in the water

It's time to talk about putting grampa in a home

Good Lord, an actual mention of GenX! I may faint

Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.

BTW, it's actually really REALLY easy to properly appoint US Attorneys. It takes a special level of incompetence to both a) fuck it up and b) triple down on the fuckup

Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.

Later, Justice Alito writing for the majority says blowing up fishing boats is legal because the word “bomb” does not appear in the constitution

He would’ve won with 110% of the vote or nothing

Way too many people who should know better prefer to comfort of conspiracy theories to the harsh reality of just how fucked up the American electorate is