Airen !!

Oatmeal cookies are vastly undervalued in the cookie pantheon.

Watching my girl play Nightreign makes me wish there was a PUBG style game but it’s medieval weapons ONLY and you can get like enchanted swords and shit and the cars are horses

Little Shop of Horrors is the best musical of all time

I’m hot enough to get people to give me money I think ☝️

Maybe I should just get into online gambling

How am I crying over the Red Sox winning in 2004

When Malgosha killed that cute pig that draw the little picture….shit pisses me off till this day

GIVE ME MORE SEASONS NOW!!!!

Who knew lifting heavier weights would tire your arms instead of lifting lighter weights for an hour until you get reeeally tired

I’ll get so high and give myself a migraine trying to find a thumbtack

You know I’m fucked up when I can’t find anything in the iSpy book

I be drinking protein shakes that make me wanna kill myself

There needs to be a new sect of Christianity specifically for MAGA people cause they don’t even follow the religion like the pope is too woke? How about that guy on the cross JESUS? They’d hate him

I LOVE SCREAMING INTO THE VOID!!!!!

I want to live a long life with the people I love that’s all ANYONE should want! It’s what we’re entitled to as creatures that live! Money and power are fucking DISEASES anyone that holds them as high virtues don’t deserve to live on a planet that’s endlessly generous and provides us with everything

Like it’s right there it’s happening IN FRONT OF YOU, you can watch it happening LIVE RIGHT NOW !!! There are plagues of individualism and greed that feed off of each other like there are no democrats in office they’re CUCKS that let the far right do whatever they want and only pretend to stop it

This is well and truly one of the darkest periods of human history if you consider the fact that all of it’s atocities ARE HAPPENING IN 4K ON YOUR PHONE AND PEOPLE STILL DON’T CARE!! Anyone rn can watch a modern day holocaust from their bedroom on the other side of the world and yet it CONTINUES!!

How is the hyper “catholic” republican party gonna start calling the POPE a BAD CATHOLIC?? HE’S THE POPE?? LITERALLY VOTED AND CHOSEN AS THE MOST CHRIST LIKE AND CLOSEST TO GOD??

How the fuck are you supposed to function while the world is coming apart!!!!!

Whats sad is that I want the swag of Walton Goggins but I’m never gonna get it

If you force me to watch something I will hate every single second of it no matter what

Shit pisses me off everytime I see it and I KNOW I’M BEING A HATER

I’m fully aware that interpretive dance is a powerful form of dance and how it can be very freeing for the performers and the fact that they can tap into their emotions and feel that they can express that through movement is cool but I can also say I think it looks dumb as shit

I’ve discovered that my purpose in life is to create art, grow plants and be outside, things that famously do not make a lot of money

It’s so beautiful out it’s making me cry GOD I love nature so much

I FUCKING HATE SLIME!!! STOP MAKING IT!!! STOP SELLING IT!!! IDGAF ABOUT CLOUD SLIME all I think about when I see slime is it rotting in landfills

Unfortunately I may have to start collecting those trading cards that had the nude pin up models on them like they’re so fucking rad idk

You’re so real

Might have to channel my intense anxiety into becoming obessed with the universe of strawberry shortcake

Really glad Jeep gets the Freedom of Choice while women across america don’t