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a spectacular crescent of golden-brown wrinkles is laying atop a soft, lime green blanket. each of the precious rolls from one end to the other no doubt came from an elaborate and precise lamination process and not just a casual plop. some might see what they believe is a shar pei puppy, but that can’t be it.

We only rate dogs. This is a very cuddly croissant. We understand the confusion between puppies and pastries, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful

Screenshotted reddit post: Can a clitoris be trained to read braille? The average clitoris has around 10,000 nerve endings while the average finger has 3,000. So, one clitoris should be able to read braille better than three fingers or three times faster than one finger?

We've been receiving a lot of requests for us to answer this crucial question, and we are delighted to attempt to provide you with the information you need as to whether you can read braille with your clit.

some of this birds' nest is older than me 😭😭

OOO amazing!! thank you 🫰🏼✨

what are some tips in learning what the "something" is when something's missing in a dish? i feel like you can only add so much salt & pepper or onions/garlic and it still Tastes off

I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU

snap it down the middle for "E RAC" and "ND ISM"

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

I haven't the faggiest clue what you're talking about

"not the largest wolf in the neighborhood" THE WHO IS!!??

YouTube video by Mandelbro No. The world is not falling apart.

Youtube Recommended this Vid this morning... kinda helped me, weirdly. youtu.be/-J5TjkS82QA?...

hey do u still think im cute if i rot here?

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

and why is everyone being so mean about it, too

i’ve been suffering with hurty tummy syndrome

consider it