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Tierlist. Most weapons can place structures on the map, but a sizeable portion can't. Custom dualie squelchers if first place with 15 structures

Tierlist. Most weapons can place structures on the map, but a sizeable portion can't. Custom dualie squelchers if first place with 15 structures

splatoon 3 tier list based on how many little structures the weapons can place on the map

02.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 92    🔁 24    💬 6    📌 0

they're calling hugh morris the first ever bluesky sexyman????

29.01.2026 22:10 — 👍 544    🔁 164    💬 5    📌 5

Also fuck ur family fr! They sound lame as hell. Don't like Splatoon so clearly they have no taste and their opinions should be disregarded

01.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All to say your life has barely begun, you do not need to have literally anything figured out rn. Staying alive is incredible. Graduating is incredible. And doing a hobby consistently long term no matter how little some people value it is incredible. Shit is scary, but I prommy you're doing great

01.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And finally not only is anything that keeps you alive already actively good, you've probably learned a lot more worthwhile skills playing Splatoon than you think. And people in the Splatoon community are connected there's worthwhile networking there, depending on what you want to take on

01.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Second, the post college world is so much more different than you could possibly imagine it. I have not met anyone who prepared for a career path in undergrad who ended up exactly doing what they thought they would be. For the fast majority of people, those are only dots you connect looking back

01.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Listen. This is like one of the most normal things to feel on the eve of graduating. First of all, you are still so young. You have decades ahead of you to learn vital skills and job fields. Truly no one is prepared to take on the world in their early 20s, your cornbread isn't even done cooking yet

01.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

31.01.2026 04:28 — 👍 6063    🔁 1575    💬 15    📌 11

I think my speech is actually really good I'm excited to give it. and I will not address the Linkin park in the room when I quote the bodies upon the gears speech

30.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck it I'm doing it Mario Savio you son of a bitch they could never make me hate you. I am cringe but I am free

30.01.2026 15:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like I'm sorry I don't know what else to say during what's looking to be the largest day of strikes in the United States in nearly a goddamn century! It DOES make me so sick at heart! I am putting my body upon the gears and upon the wheels, and we DO have to make it STOP!

30.01.2026 08:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part; you can’t even passively take part, and youve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!

30.01.2026 08:35 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Up late reading speeches for inspiration for tomorrows rally and nothing is hitting harder than Mario Savio's speech from the Berkeley sit in of 64. Unfortunately I cannot quote it during my speech no matter how moving the imagery bc it was sampled in a fucking Linkin park song (no hate to lp buuut)

30.01.2026 08:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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show me someone who's doing it better

30.01.2026 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SO FAST WHAT THE FUCK

29.01.2026 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pedro pascal calling for a general strike...hottest man alive FOR REAL

29.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

THEY HAD BIG GAY AND YOKOPOKE AT CHISHOALS AND I MISS IT. UNBELIEVABLE.

28.01.2026 12:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kyon I'm pretty sure the DS and Wii are considered vintage at this point, being 20+ years old

28.01.2026 12:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

got off easy #NEVERPUNISHED

27.01.2026 23:49 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Whats wrong with blanket yarn...

27.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We're happy to officially announce that Splatoon 3 will be back at @momocon.bsky.social this May 21 - 24th! 🍑

Experience a Splatoon LAN surrounded by one of America's largest conventions for gaming, comics, anime, and more!

27.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 100    🔁 34    💬 2    📌 2
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In addition to the other things folks have been sharing on how to support Minneapolis rn, local organizers are also asking for a day of solidarity this Friday!! They're asking for folks to walk out of work/class, not shop, and attend actions. More info on how u can help here:

nationalshutdown.org

27.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 13    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.
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We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant. 9,742 L7 19.4K 43.8K 个 AP The Associated Press @AP Replying to @APStylebook The use of "the French" in this tweet by @AP was inappropriate and has caused unintended offense. An updated tweet is upcoming. 12:18 AM • Jan 27, 2023 • 382.8K Views

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

27.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 8332    🔁 1950    💬 134    📌 111

Necoconeco stocks are 🆙

27.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hype(rcube) moments and aura

27.01.2026 15:22 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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gambit + cooler + flow aura 🫣 #compsplatoon

27.01.2026 15:06 — 👍 79    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 1

tower brains

25.01.2026 17:16 — 👍 55    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

I feel like people need a reminder that "feeling bad" and doom scrolling are not activism or even remotely helpful. You feeling overwhelmed and paralyzed with fear isn't actually doing shit to tackle systemic issues but your brain & some particularly cruel people WILL try and convince you it is.

24.01.2026 18:32 — 👍 173    🔁 98    💬 2    📌 0

i feel a legitimate sensory ick whenever i jump to a beakon that doesn't have at least a main of sub power up put into it

24.01.2026 20:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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