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hypeπŸ”œriptide

@hypercubespl.bsky.social

they/them β€’ 27 β€’ honorable mention for captain of the year for #1 most wholesome team of the year @six-pack-yokes.bsky.social Ceramacist β€’ Painter β€’ Splatoon Enjoyer β€’ Beer Luvr β€’ SplatLANs Goer β€’ Deep Red Comrade β€’ I'm just happy to be here!

336 Followers  |  397 Following  |  1,017 Posts  |  Joined: 21.09.2023  |  2.1391

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Watching u all post ur Friday crazy night memes as I'm waking up to start my 6 day work week :')

08.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is actually very fitting because I am a huge fan of graph theory but have never heard of this problem ty

08.08.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey all! Did you know that artists in the Riptide Artist Trading Card project pay out of pocket for the cards? With so many attendees it gets expensive. Please consider supporting me on my Ko-fi, for a min of $2 support you’ll get an exclusive holographic version of my card!

ko-fi.com/s/0816ada91d

07.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes that will also work!

08.08.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi thank u all so much for your support πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί. I still have ceramics, and if you're going to riptide and don't want to pay the $6 shipping DM me!

07.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when you repost your own replies so I get to see whatever bullshit people are up to in your replies

06.08.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve added 2 new Wallpapers to my Ko-fi shop! Please check them out! They’re totally free!

#art #shop #AngerCat #lilKitt

06.08.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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if u buy anything or donate to my ko-fi, I will make sure you are one of the lucky few who gets a holo version of my card! and you can buy a playable version of last year's card along with my zipcaster card on my ko-fi as well <3

06.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hiii did you guys know that all of the artists in the Riptide Trading Card Project pay for their cards out of pocket? with 400+ attendees this year, it's like a lot of money and i am so broke. I've got some ceramics + cards on ko-fi if anyone would like to support me πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ
ko-fi.com/hypercubespl...

06.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I will teach u between games at August chi shoals!! I will already be bringing my decks to teach gooptube while I'm there

06.08.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You didn't have to come out and admit publicly to being a coward, you could've stayed quiet

06.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Magic the Gathering

06.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god

06.08.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude I've been getting it on like the 3rd or 4th for the past couple of months and I've been like. Well. Ok. this is great for riptide. but it came a week early this month! Yippee!

06.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The image shows a menacing looking smile face emote thing pointing towards the phone screen saying 

That's him officer he's not using the Wii safety strap

The image shows a menacing looking smile face emote thing pointing towards the phone screen saying That's him officer he's not using the Wii safety strap

06.08.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2652    πŸ” 580    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 8

FUCK THE RIPTIDE ROGUE

06.08.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bring your commander deck to riptide if youre not a COWARD

06.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

"Splatoon players can get dates" factoid actualy just statistical error. average player gets 0 dates per year. Hypercube Georg, who lives in a beautiful home & dates over 10,000 cuties each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

05.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a spouse (does not play Splatoon) AND a boyfriend (plays Splatoon) id like to think I'm beating the dateless allegations

05.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah ofc! The last thing I want is for someone to live with unnecessary discomfort bc they were told this normal. And also pt is so valuable I really recommend it as a first line intervention

05.08.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately not normal. If you have the ability to go to a doc, I recommend seeing ur PCP and getting a referral to physical therapy, a PT would be able to tell you exactly what exercises and stretches would help with your specific pain

05.08.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.08.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

This morning I’ll be putting in my resignation for this hotel that has given me my first gray hairs and a stress rash.

If anyone needs any work done on a website for a project they’re working on, coaching in Splat, or have any connections to paying commentary gigs, pls hmu. Will yap for cheap!

04.08.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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happy 8/3 day 🌼🌸 #splatoon

04.08.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It means your boyfriend is online and wants to say hi

03.08.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk abt u guys but I like Splatoon and I like playing Splatoon and I like Splatoon players and I like Splatoon content creators and I like the things they produce and I like Splatoon organizers and the events they organize like if you agree! Comment if u agree! Rt if you agree! Ignore if you agree!!

03.08.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

JORDYN THAT IS SO COOL

03.08.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK I SLEPT THROUGH IT

02.08.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SO TALENTED

02.08.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Commission sheet for Chibi Badge Commissions for Riptide 2025.

Commission sheet for Chibi Badge Commissions for Riptide 2025.

MY BADGE COMMISSIONS FOR RIPTIDE 2025 ARE OPEN!!!

you must be comfortable giving me your discord @ for communication purposes 🌊

open until the end of AUGUST 30TH to ensure completion!

DM me on Discord @/booparoos with any questions! more info in replies!

ko-fi.com/c/ffb27f2444

01.08.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

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