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Writer, computer-wrangler, musician, purveyor of mirth and silliness, lover of dad-jokes and board games. He/him. 🩷💛🩵 kurtpankau.com unclefluffy.band
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08.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been some big backlashes this week. New Cracker Barrel logo. Taylor Swift's engagement photos.
It's wild how much people think their opinions should matter about this type of thing.
I read TLDR for tech news and I laughed out loud at one of today's mailers.
Topics included:
- AI for orchestration
- AI for conference planning
- AI for observability
- Hey, what if Terraform had a GUI?
fantastic lede from sam, and the rest of it ain’t too shabby either
23.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 4821 🔁 1230 💬 31 📌 22My youngest child—who is not a gracious loser—has decided to start playing CUPHEAD.
Pray for us.
Robert Reich has a new memoir called "Coming Up Short"
That's not even a joke
Never trust anyone whose favorite president is Andrew Jackson
30.07.2025 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy National Whistleblower Day!
Does anyone have any thoughts or feelings they'd like to share?
Decades ago I started a band with some friends and we wrote a bunch of songs that we never got good recordings of. Today we're going back and revisiting them, now that we're older and wiser and actually know a thing or two about music production. Here's the first one we've finished.
23.07.2025 14:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha!
23.07.2025 12:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep seeing artistic renderings of Ozzy in Heaven and I feel like maybe you misunderstood his whole aesthetic.
23.07.2025 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0omg
20.07.2025 15:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was minding my business and suddenly JKR funded campaigns to end my existence.
18.07.2025 11:20 — 👍 1120 🔁 289 💬 3 📌 1Kids in the next room: "They're onions. And onions don't go to Hell."
o_0
There's a new game from Stonemeier called VANTAGE, and I've played it! Here are my initial thoughts
www.kurtpankau.com/2025/07/firs...
Superman is fun. #supershit
12.07.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OMG this. Unexpected face-turn in a story about how he becomes a crime lord. What the actual
12.07.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT REALLY IS!!!!
09.07.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y'all. Y'ALL!!!
KPOP Demon Hunters
Y'all!!!
I just. So good.... Aaaaaugh!
Unpopular opinion: I don't like dark mode. I can't tell any of my windows apart.
03.07.2025 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oil, that is. Un-Black Gold. Texas Decaf Tea.
30.06.2025 23:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Arnold is having a ball, and I do like Uma Thurman's Katherine Hepburn impression
23.06.2025 14:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Woman in a clothing ad wearing a shirt that says "White, straight, Republican, male. How else can I piss you off today?"
I have questions
19.06.2025 03:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sidebar of a website with the heading "Following" and the subhead "You're currently not following anything"
Shit, y'all. They're onto me.
11.06.2025 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Modest Mouse" implies the exists of a tit-mouse.
29.05.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey y'all. I really liked THUNDERBOLTS*. It's a super-hero movie about depression! Yay!
27.05.2025 13:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Add a letter, ruin a movie:
Steven
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
24.05.2025 10:37 — 👍 15070 🔁 4509 💬 148 📌 243I'm getting ads for Lyft Silver now, which I guess is the AARP mailer for my generation.
21.05.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
