Jaire Clohnson

Love u 4ever pop crave

Cait do you have any recs for like, clear mascara. I have been getting my (dark) lashes lifted but want a cheap hack bc I work retail. Unfortunately I also love rubbing my eyes rip ty, claire

cancelled boots as they say

Not only abhorrent and uncouth, but we think these people are stupid as well (they are)

The time for a spine Democrats who censured Rep. Al Green are as clueless as they are feckless.

“Trying to appeal to a voter who will congratulate you for scolding a member of your own party for peacefully protesting fascism is a losing game because that voter does not exist.”

Rats sniffing wine! (They can tell the difference between riesling and sav blanc)

ok, it's been a good 24 hours, it's time to admit the biggest sin of this year's oscars is not any of the mediocre winners but that challengers was not nominated at all

and yes

No offense to my experiences but I’m going to start looking for meaning somewhere else

The number of obviously non neutered dogs at public dog park is whack to me as well

I love when every consumer product is really Shareholder Product in disguise

snatched 💅

I got the kind that makes you have the "can we feel thoughts in the brain" thoughts wo lemme kno

It’s so ridiculous to have two presidents especially when one is being cucked or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

New word for me to use in a sentence this week !!

he's just Ken

hard to youtube a girlfriend

I would go to school if this was the teacher (wikipedia), thisi was the uniform (whale tail screenshot from wikipedia), This was the bus (popemobile), this was the book (list of fictional worms)

I have invented the perfect morning actually. Its called painting and drinking coffee in your sun filled living room while listening to Belle and Sebastian. No one has heard of this before

eating qdoba in bed hbu

thought this was @eve6.bsky.social

hammer pants article with black and white drawing of hammer pants

if you're in the mood to make a low-stakes but extremely legitimate contribution to human knowledge and you have taken pics at some point of people wearing hammer pants, please upload them to wikimedia commons! just realized that the only hammer pants wikipedia has is an illustration!

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

Only by marriage

logging on

need to find another therapist I can lie to