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3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.

me when the AI bubble bursts

Happy 10th Birthday Fallout 4!

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

Claim: Mamdani adheres to an extremist interpretation of Sharia law. False: Mamdani remains honor-bound to the ancient samurai code of Bushidō.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Word of the Day: CUÑADISMO (Spanish slang) — literally: ‘brother-in-law-ism’; speaking on topics you know little about as if you were an expert and smarter than everyone else.

Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."

Not now, carnivorous death ball

Muy contento del triunfo de Mamdani sobre el agresor sexual Cuomo, y Rolento de Street Fighter.

Preparadísimo para la jihad trans de Zohran

And while you're at it, scroll down further to uncheck this

Sí, he sido yo, qué pasa 😇 #AnimalCrossing #NewHorizons #update #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitch2

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

Killer Eyelashes: El apocalipsis drag más divertido llega al mundo del videojuego - La Cueva Virtual El estudio español Tiamat Studio presenta Killer Eyelashes, un videojuego narrativo que mezcla humor, estética drag y ciencia ficción.

“Una de esas propuestas que logran destacar desde el primer vistazo. Su mezcla de terror cómico, cultura drag y sátira social es tan refrescante como necesaria dentro del panorama indie actual.”
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my daily affirmation

Miércoles

YouTube video by sschnap Charles Montgomery Burns - ahoy hoy

Os voy a enseñar un chiste de Los Simpson imposible de entender sin contexto. Primero el chiste, luego el contexto: la llamadora automática de Homer llama al Señor Burns, que contesta diciendo "Ahoy-hoy". No es casualidad.

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The fake ads are the best part of subscribing to The Onion print version.

it's chewsday innit

I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5!

Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"

Daily Mail: extremist left winger who said Israel behaved like ‘terrorist stare’ confirmed as Irish president

A big congratulations and well done to the beautiful nation of Ireland

Not my home, but I know my way around.

TROY MCCLURE IN THE PLANET OF THE APES MUSICAL, singing “I HATE EVERY AI SEE FROM COPILOT TO CHATGPT”

this appeared to me as an intrusive thought

I haven't opened this app in months, i didn't expect all the notifications 🫣 hello everyone

Since you guys seemed to like my other bird griffin post, here's some recent bullfinch mini griffins 🪶

A man says "I'm having a great time on our vacation in Spain..." A bunch of people in pointed hoods start walking down the street. The man says "OH GOD! IT'S THE KLAN!" His friend grabs him by the shoulder and says "relax dude. It's just Catholics." The man exclaims "OH GOD! CATHOLICS!"

:)
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