maybe: chaos

You are 100% a badass!!

Let’s not go writing any lore about this now 🤣

Damn RIP

Wtf? That’s weird. I don’t like this lol

He died??

My husband put in over 300 applications maybe 5-10 interviews out of those. My personal belief is that a ton of job listings are ghost jobs. I can also tell you my husbands experience isn’t unique, the job market is trash right now. (He was also gov’t)

there are two wolves inside of you and they can’t believe any of this shit either

I’m so sorry it has come to this.

I said the same thing.

Okay… but do you have a recipe??? This looks phenomenal.

Putting on a helmet to watch the news

I voted while I was in preterm labor. Literally having straight up contractions, I was not going to sit to the sideline for this one.

I have no idea what this video is about btw. Haven’t seen this one

YouTube video by QUEEN OF MELROSE QUEEN OF MELROSE - PROCLAMATION - MARK LAITA SOFT WHITE UNDERBELLY - EPISODE 37

Queen of Melrose! youtu.be/2WrByStLcqQ?...

Cute Golden Retriever steals baby pacifier because he hates change and thinks he should be the only baby.

If anyone was curious how parenting is going…

It’s what we all want !!

In my sleep deprived state I thought this said “the most humane” and also that.

For real lol

I thought men were the ones with the most audacity… turns out I was wrong and it’s actually Golden Retrievers that have the most audacity. IYKYK.

So, we just don’t sleep huh looool

They bring us food like 2x a week and our other neighbors bring us snacks and desserts weekly. The other neighbors husband also helps my husband with house repairs. We definitely hit the jackpot and now our son has two additional sets of grandparents 🥰

Things I’ve done this week while parenting a newborn.. washed a whole diaper, forgot to hook the diaper (on the baby), wore my sports bra backwards for a day and, lost my sunglasses (they were on my head). I’m tired y’all.

I wore my sports bra backwards all day yesterday 🫠🫠 you’re doing better than me lol

I love that my 80 something year old neighbors drink coffee until noon and start drinking wine at 4pm and have an open door policy for whatever drink you need.

That’s what I said lol 🫠🫠

My husband asked me today.. is this what they mean by “in the trenches” - parenthood is fun and exciting but also hard. Especially when mom is sick and the water heater decides to go out 🫠🫠🫠

Maaaaaat!!

a man in a striped suit says " it 's showtime " in front of a cemetery ALT: a man in a striped suit says " it 's showtime " in front of a cemetery

It’s showtime! (I’m trying this again, what did I miss?)

I’m so thankful that John and I got some quality time at home this weekend. We actually snuggled on the couch & caught up on LIB, took a quick break to the farmers market with the baby dog, and then back to being lazy. I needed this more than I knew. ❤️