Joe

Fuck issa Sunday

Housemate to housemate —

“For someone who nutted last night, you’re pretty annoying today”

Swimming back to Sayville at noon - join us?

Get us off this god foreskin island

Nothing more chaotic then seeing your housemates struggle over making dinner knowing you’re a master chief but then not taking your advice…

Yall I’m eating some lumpy ass mashed potatoes because they don’t believe in using milk and butter…

Kms.

Got onto Fire Island yesterday with 4 brain cells… waking up today with -38 of them. HELP.

Pole down - hope you liked 🤭

I need people to start connecting the dots quicker.

The instagram location feature is something federal officials can use to track down anyone from Texas Democrats to undocumented individuals.

Meta is playing a dangerous game.

Where is the SMASH button

Sorry yall

I just needed to b*** * n**. I’m ok now.

Ven a romperme el culo plz

Woke up in a mood…

I wanna e** some a**

Alexa play Thic by beyonce

Getting in the queue!

You know what’s wild — a boy being flirty with you so you show interest in return and they bounce lmao.

Gotta love New York.

Screenshot of a totodile sprite with a textbox that says “go away!”

Seeing how balls-to-the-walls Texas is going in this gerrymandering war is just proof that they always had the energy and efforts to prevent to Uvalde Massacre.

Why wasnt the Texas GOP this angry when all those kids died?

It’s a miracle we’re alive lol

That mirror is goals but so is the boy in it

People think I’m on this fitness journey because I want sexual acceptance when really, I just want more muscle and less body fat so I can bully the jocks.

That’s all.

Wishing everyone a happy underwear day — unfortunately, I can’t celebrate because I don’t wear any.

I’m still gonna throw my bricks at them until I see action!

Help?

My nighttime affirmations really are unhinged — I just told myself “go to sleep you stupid f*ggot, tomorrows another day.”

SOS.

Connecticut really said let’s repave 95 during rush hour…

America is stupid.

I love corn!

Nothing makes me more h word than seeing green circles all in a row on Instagram.

It’s like winning the lotto or something

Lebanese men 10/10
🥵

Low 50s tonight - hell yeah I’m sleeping naked with the windows open.

At this point, I just hope the GOP drops dead.