Eli

Takeout >> delivery

It's always cheaper somehow too!

I think this is my favorite in a while

I love evesdroping on works conversations when work is slow and trying to figure out wtf coworkers are even talking about.

We gotta be so loud and annoying about this I swear to god

"when they kissed she could taste the political analysis"

This is what I like in a book wholly shit.

It's about the width of a tile floor remover? Maybe that's what they used.

Got to skip over Virginia huh

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.

Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Pot with crack in it. Plant growing out of the crack

My mint plant grew through the crack

A cat sitting on a pokemon blanket in a desk chair

Creature.

After mentioned I'm FTM, someone suggested to me this "gender affirming salon" when it's just a salon charging nearly double anywhere in town. Like thanks but I'll go to a barber. My hair is pretty easy...number 2 fade keep the too long. Takes a good barber maybe 20 min.

Fuck this comes off so cringe. It feels like a joke someone would say about pronouns.

Black and white photo of a beautiful shorthaired tabby cat, my guess is ginger, sitting up on a box or bench or something in front of a white oven.

I love photos like this. There’s nothing going on, really, someone just saw her and said “Oh she's SO PRETTY. I have to take a picture.” From my collection, 1959.

Why is he kind of hot?

Thinking about if I should start dying my hair again just to hide the grays

Walmart having Halloween candy only 25% off should be a fucking sin

we should close off a whole bunch of streets from dusk to midnight on 10/31, save for emergency vehicles

True, corporate goth is wearing the same outfit you wore out to go to goth night 2 days ago to work except different shirts and no jewelry.

When work is kind of slow but you have to pretend to work

If you like both IPAs and APIs, we should be friends.

The CEOs and oligarchs paying for Trump’s ballroom and construction projects are not doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.

y’all I’m going to be real, the workers at the biggest music venues in DC are trying to unionize

we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily

that won’t happen without noise

please, bluesky, do what u do best

@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social

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XaqyzOne - Twitch It's All Hammers and Watches, Come Say Hi

Come watch my friend's twitch stream where I'm joining in on a multi-player

www.twitch.tv/xaqyzone?sr=a

My phone sent me "last year today" and I realized how different the vibes were so recently.

What TACO thing?

Sometimes I'm in a trashy mood to try on items in the store over my current clothing- but usually I'm not and I will just leave.

The only benefit to in person shopping vs online is trying it on.

If a clothing store has no fitting rooms open, they should just close and not be open.

doodle of samus aran in her power suit with a pink poodle skirt too

i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts

One of my coworkers has something at his desk that will occasionally start beeping. It's driving me insane.