Dextra Hoffman

Can’t. Dancing down at the Pink Pony Club.

Send him over to Threads, it's like the wild west over there, he'll be crying even harder. 😂

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I mean, with my complexion, it could go either way.

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Merida was Scottish lol

Photo of Dextra from the chest up. She has long curly red hair, gold glasses and a black t-shirt.

Proof of life

I got it on Amazon.

For context, I worked in Apple Support for years and humans are clumsy creatures and I've seen iPhones destroyed in many interesting ways, so seeing one out there just....naked makes me cringe by default lol

I've watched a lot of Apple TV shows and the one thing that takes me out of the show every time is seeing all the characters using iPhones without a case. Not ONE. And they're all pristine. And that just sets off my bullshit detector and takes me out of the story. 😂

I'd really appreciate it if you'd give this a look and pitch in if you're able. Rook is an amazing person and friend who volunteered to transport me from Kentucky to Texas a few months back, and was a fantastic road trip partner. We all need a little help sometimes.

My cat, Sabine AKA DJ Beanie Baby, laying next to her scratcher toy that looks like a set of turntables with a microphone plushie and a jingle ball cross fader in the middle. There is a small pile of catnip on one of the turntables. Sabine is lying on her side and opening her mouth wide as if screaming "PAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTAAAAAAYYYY"

DJ Beanie Baby says it's time to RAAAAAGE

Lady Gaga and Chappell Roan at the Grammys. Chappell is wearing a white dress and Gaga is looking extremely Targaryen.

I'm so glad that Rhaenyra and Alicent are talking again.

Close up photo of my cat Sabine. She is a grey tabby with green eyes and a curious expression.

Kitty break

yourself, but as a cartoon

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

She has since been to the store and gotten home without incident, but me being several hundred miles away didn't do my anxiety any favors.

Want to know what will make my stomach drop, my blood run ice cold and my head light on fire simultaneously? Getting this message from my daughter first thing in the morning. FUCK ICE.

YEAH
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I fell in the shower yesterday and now I hurt all over and my right butt cheek is black and blue. Time to sign up for life alert or something.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

YouTube video by The Pretty Reckless The Pretty Reckless - Where Are You Christmas? (Official Music Video)

Murray Crimbly y'all

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Me running past 2025

Donate to Help Dextra Fight Cancer, organized by Dextra Hoffman Hi, I'm Dextra and I'm an artist, marketing monkey and medical mess. I'm here to raise funds t… Dextra Hoffman needs your support for Help Dextra Fight Cancer

The GFM link is gofund.me/e0640a1e and if you would rather, Paypal is at my email dextra.hoffman@gmail.com and my Venmo is @Dextra-Hoffman

Or if you would like to support my art, I do have a Patreon (hit me up or just search my first name and you’ll find it) at Patreon.com/dextra.

Donate to Help Dextra Fight Cancer, organized by Dextra Hoffman Hi, I'm Dextra and I'm an artist, marketing monkey and medical mess. I'm here to raise funds t… Dextra Hoffman needs your support for Help Dextra Fight Cancer

I know things are tight for a lot of people right now, but anything would help at this point. I’m still going through it with the wave of anxiety from a medication shift, so this is not doing me any favors as far as that goes.

Donate to Help Dextra Fight Cancer, organized by Dextra Hoffman Hi, I'm Dextra and I'm an artist, marketing monkey and medical mess. I'm here to raise funds t… Dextra Hoffman needs your support for Help Dextra Fight Cancer

So I had a couple of final bills from the old apartment pulled out of my account and it’s left me with less than $20 to my name. What was there was meant to cover my storage unit and living expenses until I get paid. I don’t even start work until Monday so that’s going to be two or three weeks away.

Who’s your favorite Jedi? Wrong answers only.

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Another week, another update.
Two more job applications.
No ebt card yet.

Your help is keeping us fed and the bills paid. We're very grateful. If you can't spare we appreciate signal boosts.

gofund.me/b025baa58