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Chris Joseph

@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social

I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that isn’t really about murders. I root for Arsenal.

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Today in "things I will never fucking turn on"

16.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 1352    🔁 188    💬 71    📌 11

If we can sign Eze I’ll feel better about this signing

13.07.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s been a banner week for certain Arsenal fans acting like complete fuckheads

13.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not completely convinced this dude is the answer but with that I say LET US FUCKING GOOOOOOO

13.07.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

PSG came in thinking they had this shit wrapped up already

13.07.2025 19:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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lol

13.07.2025 16:52 — 👍 1080    🔁 75    💬 21    📌 9

Oh man me too! I can’t stop thinking about it. Really nailed what the character truly is. Best Superman since the GOAT Christopher Reeve

13.07.2025 02:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This has been a fun match for my futbol purist heart idc idc idc

05.07.2025 18:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so pumped for the right wing ecosystem to adopt diddy as a martyr victim of woke mind virus run amok

02.07.2025 14:28 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe if somebody calls the Everglades concentration camp a commune and renames the "Big Beautiful Bill" the "Big Bolshevik Bill" they will get the kind of panic and opposition a mayoral candidate is getting.

01.07.2025 03:20 — 👍 6    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1
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Lol

30.06.2025 22:53 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Panthers could not have picked a better day to swoop in with all this news #HockeyTown

30.06.2025 21:27 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, what else were people expecting with this match? Lolz

29.06.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🔥

26.06.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha fair enough

26.06.2025 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Is he truly worthy of this moniker? I have no idea who he is

26.06.2025 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yessss! Love me a good outta nowhere solid signing!

26.06.2025 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
26.06.2025 02:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok

26.06.2025 02:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5

25.06.2025 03:24 — 👍 19701    🔁 2671    💬 241    📌 108

mamdani derangement syndrome

25.06.2025 02:42 — 👍 1367    🔁 94    💬 22    📌 4
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a man is sitting on a couch saying it 's a blood bath . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch saying it 's a blood bath .

Our back line facing PSG.

24.06.2025 02:58 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no 💔

I am so so sorry about this. Sending all my love to the whole fam

23.06.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God damn it. Not Haliburton man.

23.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Analysis: US strikes mark a stunning demonstration of military might and presidential power

Analysis: US strikes mark a stunning demonstration of military might and presidential power

I was thinking that maybe, more than 20 years after the start of the Iraq war, media coverage would be more skeptical and less sycophantic

No such luck

22.06.2025 01:41 — 👍 16340    🔁 2889    💬 992    📌 338

No war with Iran, full stop. Absolutely psychotic seeing them run the exact same playbook from 20 years ago despite the fact that we are explicitly the aggressor here

22.06.2025 05:15 — 👍 2061    🔁 303    💬 36    📌 9

completely fuckin useless

22.06.2025 01:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Long may he reign.

21.06.2025 00:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah they’re doing cocaine.

20.06.2025 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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