Jon

Tropical.

I love that every Sunday we go through this exercise of bringing on unserious people to talk to them like they're serious.

I suspect we'll be paying them to take him off our hands and if we're lucky, we'll get a McDonald's value meal in return.

Sunday morning Pyongyang news hours, gramps throwing his daily fit and the Patriots in the super bowl. Truly blessed.

He is rapidly aging into a cross between Lou Holtz and Hume Cronyn.

mood

A half naked gold medalist

Someone come get your 40 year old Austrian dad. He just won Olymlpic gold.

All of us 40+ year olds out here cheering on our people.

WE’RE NOT COOKED YET

Bad Bunny should open with a Kid Rock number and sing it in Spanish while wearing a dress that says Eff tRump on the front and ICE OUT on the back as a troupe of black, white, yellow, red dancers of all faiths dance the Macarena while eating vegan until maga heads explode

Me trying to light a campfire in the rain.

"their long years of suffering"

This sounds terrible, and a terrible way to end. What a competitor.

Hey look, another thing Musk was fos about.

One day, people will study this period of history and wonder:
Why did nobody stand up to this man?
Why did so many people just go along with it?
How did they pretend that everything was ok?

I think I have a partial answer to this conundrum.
/1

Makes sense. Everyone wants to move to Nebraska.

Did he tuck it in his cheeks for later? Facial cheeks I meant but I suppose either...

This is a much more succinct description than Bessent's McDaniel impression the other day.

Kids, please, this is a public forum. 🤣

Bob will get back to you after his massage.

We have an epidemic of whining about voting results.

Anyone going to a mall in 2026 shouldn't feel like they're in Pakistan, they should feel like they're in 1985.

If it's glass is it really Tupperware?

If your instinct after someone's been shot is to keep people from helping and do nothing yourself, that's who you are.

If your instinct after someone's been shot is to clap and do nothing, that's who you are.

If your instinct is to hit someone, hurt an animal, shoot a defenseless person.... it's who you are.

People tell you who they are in their split-second actions. It's the most honest a person can be.

Saving this pic for Dolphins season