Ryan

always knew zoe bread was a phannie

thinking about when I met Dan at WAD and we had such a nice conversation about healing from trauma and growing up ✨

I love dnp so much :)))

the fact that when I was 15 I was doing the same thing but it was an escape from an abusive household and now I'm happily married with a big boy job and it is simply ✨entertainment✨

we really did all grow up together

falling asleep to a dnp livestream, waking up being excited for more dnp content today - I truly never grew out of dnp huh

this is giving me younow nostalgia

did they crash patreon?!?

I feel so sorry for Elsa man :(

How the fuck is Emily still in the BB house?

first payday since the wedding.. i forgot what having money felt like

Rizzle Kicks bringing Zack Polanski out last night has made me a bit less anxious about going to see them tomorrow for some reason fhehdhdh

one day i will remember dnp are never on time for anything

LITERALLY 😭

feedback season at work is so funny bc what do you mean my 'ways to improve' are

1) continue what I'm doing
2) be given more responsibility (out of my control)
3) be more confident in my ability

how am i going to action any of these, team? 🤠

(she has called me out on my shit lots, it's just this time she straight up said I'm valid for all of my feelings and she can see how much I've grown :))

One off therapy sessions are so fun because I just straight up empty my brain and my therapist just validates all of my feelings :)

I fear I will never escape weddingtok

THEY were the ones that mentioned boundaries but what about mine

@ phil I don't want to hear about your cum

if i got a quid everytime a town I lived in made it to some huge news story, I'd have £2 and I'm not happy about it

I can't help it when it's like sleeping next to a steam engine

oh dan howell... how dare you curse me with gender envy again

Not dnp ghost hunting in the same county as me

chat my wife bullies me

BB has pissed me the fuck off, what do you mean you're gonna allow Caroline to have immunity for 3 weeks and do a surprise double eviction?!?

Good luck 🫡🫡🫡

In concert ticket terms 🤠🤠🤠

OOOOOH MR VEGAS

£130 is pennies

Everyone expecting me to come back to work being ecstatic about being married and me being like 'sooo how does bereavement leave work?' is such a classic Ryan move

back to work tomorrow after 2 weeks off, someone just sh**t me already