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i'm so sad! what a titan

17.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

further up in that thread they're also wrong. ahh yeah, artistic types, people who hate to socialize and go to parties

15.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In some ways it’s gotten worse (price driving culture out of the city) and in some ways it’s gotten better (the newest wave of techies are obsessed with 996 and the grind and don’t even go out anymore so you don’t have to see them as much)

15.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

two years ago i was in tokyo and went to a swallows game not knowing anything about the team. Nori Aoki, in his final pro season, came in to pinch hit and i was so shocked and overjoyed. i also went right to my phone to find the clip of him missing a foul ball and dropping it right into his nuts

15.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the shoutout

15.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon cityβ€”or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

09.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1980    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully with Steph back and porzingis he bounces back a bit, especially on offense he’s so reliant on other top level players

10.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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JJ! I got the Tokyo Olympiad criterion a while back largely on the strength of your letterboxd review and I loved it

09.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

07.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9869    πŸ” 1516    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 45

I saw this at the SF symphony when i was 6. the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire laugh, i truly and completely lost my shit

06.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually now that i think about it, kind of a cool opportunity for a band to do a cover and have it feel distinct

06.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so messed up!

05.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i appreciate the 2022 championship more and more with every passing day lol

05.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no warriors fan in their right mind should be losing their shit over this

05.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I made a reference to this once and he was like β€œwhat are you talking about” and then I listed the instances and he was like β€œfuck you you’re right”

05.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that list contains way too many for each game, so you can mostly pick and choose

04.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

alot or videos boost the cinematics to 4k. the miranda mod in me3 restores her as a somewhat full party member, which is cool. lots of cool mods like that that expand the game through text missions etc. take earth back also cool, i like the original ending and avoided anything that overwrites it

04.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Mass Effect Legendary Edition Modding Guide A comprehensive, often updated modding guide for the Legendary Edition, written by Herobrine24. This guide is intended for those that have and have not yet played Mass Effect. It includes mod lists fo...

I used this guide docs.google.com/document/d/1..., especially loved the diversity project/expanded galaxy mods across the three games

04.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's soooo worth it especially with the mods

04.02.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

game 7 of the 2016 world series i was walking through wrigleyville and he was setting up for an espn hit outside of a bar and i loudly explained to my friend "Darren rovell is the most pointless fucking sports journalist in the world" and he looked shocked and sad

04.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I reject this. They’re real robots, and they’re alive, and they’re my friends.

02.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 663    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

i think he's likely to be a somewhat useful player at basically fair value for the money, just disappointing given the lack of upgrades in the rotation

01.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think because of how he signed/what he signed for the understanding has to be that he gets a run at 2B, with schmitt/koss as backups/utility guys. But if eldridge needs more seasoning i think (hope? lol) we end up seeing more arraez at 1st/DH

01.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i assume arraez will play a lot of second, at least initially. but as long as they don't bat him leadoff and instead have him hitting 5th or 6th i think it could work out

01.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D

30.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3030    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 9

I thought i was confidently navigating tokyo until I went into a japanese record store and was legitimately baffled about how to find an artist

30.01.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the internet exists, so it's time to bring in the heaviest of guns, the sort of person that grabs the internet's attention and holds it: Niall Ferguson

27.01.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously it won’t cause some major shift in policy but for the first time this admin had to admit something was fucked for them and making it more fucked. That’s not nothing!

27.01.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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