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Mainly here for the Toon. Former sell-side analyst dude. Econ/Markets. L/S trader. Bullish Lewis Hall. Not financial advice, DYDD. #NUFC

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Post image 07.10.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newcastle v Arsenal: What's happening with giants? Newcastle United have only scored one goal from set-plays this season and boss Eddie Howe knows his towering side have

Good read on our set-piece game from the Beeb..

#NUFC

www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

28.09.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He certainly does - I think he'll raise the standard for that kind of intelligent attacking play for the whole team as they learn from each other. I just hope we don't try to shoehorn him into a classic #9 role as I think we have something quite unique here as you say..

27.09.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously we've only seen limited minutes from Woltemade so trying to keep expectations duly grounded, but on the evidence so far it's a joy to see a player with such control, vision and creativity applied to every opportunity he gets with the ball. He's going to be an absolute monster..

27.09.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see us going into November (almost 1/4 of season) with 10 points

ARS (H) - lose
NOT (H) - win
BHA (A) - lose
FUL (H) - draw

Top 5 finish will be out of sight by then, and we'll need a good run in Nov/Dec to get out of the bottom quartile IMO..

21.09.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have only two players who you'd describe as having any technical finesse - Tonali and Hall. The rest of them are huff-and-puff or pace merchants with very little control, creativity or end product.

21.09.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Relegation battle will probably be around the 40 point mark this season - no newly-promoted cannon fodder providing a comfy buffer this time.

And we look proper crap in attack.. Buckle up lads and lasses.

21.09.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing that really worries me is that this season looks like will be a proper relegation battle around the minimum 40 points mark as the promoted teams are giving it a proper go - and currently we're tracking to be in that relegation scrap..

21.09.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

100m on Ramsey & Elanga and neither of them are prolific. Gordon has been poor for a year and Barnes' form is stinking. Our MF on the whole scores very infrequently. We've gambled on Wissa repeating his career-best stats going forward

we'll get sunk this season by a lack of goals

21.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

xG of 0.14 and 1 shot on target (and I don't even remember it)

21.09.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

will be story of our season I fear

Rat + Murph were the vast bulk of our creative attacking output

I don't see where we're getting goals from until Wissa gets fully bedded in

rough few weeks still to come

21.09.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He gets a lot of latitude from fans & media IMHO.. the reality is he had a poor output at Everton, had one good season for us, and has done very little in the G/A column for us (and England) ever since

I would have sold him last summer and kept Anderson & Minteh personally

18.09.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As an expat seeing the Wor Flags displays at SJP just fills me with love and pride for my city and club every single time. An army of volunteer fans who make so many days and nights at SJP extra special - there's truly no-one else like them in English football IMO, and I'm very happy to donate

18.09.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hope we see more of these types of displays more often. Because this is class.
If you want more flag displays as big as this one at SJP this season donate to Wor Flags

18.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

he's another-level of dreadful, he really is..

18.09.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Super cool

18.09.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

is he wearing a Liverpool Football Club tie??

16.09.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Eddie Howe answers 13 questions you've ALWAYS wanted to ask a Premier League manager! | Unpacked
YouTube video by Sky Sports Premier League Eddie Howe answers 13 questions you've ALWAYS wanted to ask a Premier League manager! | Unpacked

The Gaffer Q&A on Sky Sports Unpacked..

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pavY...

16.09.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Forest fans doing the math rn..

Spurs + Ange = crap

Spurs - Ange = good

Forest + Ange = ???

13.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back to business 😍

13.09.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Me too - keep it!

12.09.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IDK man, he's missed a lot of football last three years through injury

as you say, was a tackle and not a pull-up, so fingers crossed

but it's not a promising start on that front

12.09.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last 3 seasons player has missed 356 days or 50 games through injury

and he's injured again

12.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wissa has to be ascribed to bad luck as he's rarely injured otherwise. Ramsey is a well-known sicknote and we were always asking for trouble there IMO.

12.09.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Neil Peart would have turned 73 today.

β€œ.. first time he auditioned for us," Geddy Lee said, β€œ.. when he started playing, we looked at each other and were, like, 'Yeah, this is the guy.’”

β€œTom Sawyer” (1981) #RIP

12.09.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7

I've got no problem if they want to come down for Bradford City in the cup - but the idea of them snagging blocks of dodgy tickets for marquee UCL games which could sell out 100,000 is a bit hard to swallow

11.09.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the right move IMHO

was only a few weeks ago club was showcasing a Geordie schoolboy who'd skipped school for the Cup Final as testament to the passion of the local youth fanbase

next thing you know there's 45 kids from Dundee wearing Barca shirts going to the most anticipated home game in 20yrs

11.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

less than 300 quid for ticket plus return travel and overnight accommodation..

cheapest hospitality ticket (sold out now) I can see is 506 per ticket

something's fishy if you ask me

10.09.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WTAF?

45 x UCL tickets for Newcastle vs Barcelona to a bunch of Scottish private school kids

Don't worry about those pesky NUFC members eh?

#NUFC

10.09.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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