My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
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Sabrina Carpenter really went all out for promoting her new single
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the snake is the concept of sin
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Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
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Photo of bald rat Neil next to a tiny toy rainbow keyboard with the caption โNeil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006โ
happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate
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My cat, Cosmo hotdog, looking absolutely insane. Her eyes are 100% pupil
do you think she can see the future
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Mood
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(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...
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YouTube video by BABYMETALVEVO
BABYMETAL - from me to u feat. Poppy (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
youtube.com/watch?v=qayP...
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youtube.com/shorts/FYwqn...
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can't believe i can play kirby air ride in 2025
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OMG
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KIRBY
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The Work Is Mysterious and Important
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Omg darth you wouldnโt believe
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PINK PONY CLUB
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theyโve got to stop making these video game cheese wheels look so delicious. I canโt get my hands on one of those things in real life for less than $100. itโs not fucking fair
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โWhy donโt they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.โ
โ Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
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Kendrick Lamar performing at the 2025 Super Bowl halftime show, as he turns to the camera to say โSay Drake, I hear you like โem youngโ. He is grinning like a maniac and very pleased with himself
me omw to ruin someoneโs whole week
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Kendrickโs American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
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yeah horror movies are great at scaring you but have you ever had your phone ring
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Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store
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