@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
Selling bones
21.10.2025 01:30 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0collecting my kidney stones by pissing in a kitchen colander like a gold prospector
21.10.2025 00:39 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0i can't believe the rapture was only 4 weeks ago
20.10.2025 21:15 β π 319 π 56 π¬ 1 π 6sorry i catcalled your dog
20.10.2025 14:58 β π 137 π 38 π¬ 8 π 0looking forward to the mosquitos fucking off for the winter
20.10.2025 22:26 β π 135 π 24 π¬ 5 π 1you won't believe what all else i'm bad at
20.10.2025 01:39 β π 46 π 18 π¬ 2 π 0Oh fuck ya
21.10.2025 01:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt ask for much. Just love, foot rubs, a gothic castle, eternal life, and a masked man chasing me through the woods while i pretend i donβt want to get caught.
21.10.2025 01:23 β π 208 π 43 π¬ 8 π 1Horny new brick
21.10.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dinosaurs with squirrel tails
21.10.2025 01:16 β π 10 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Just @ me next time
21.10.2025 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not very many dicks in this dictionary
16.10.2025 22:53 β π 111 π 42 π¬ 14 π 3Masterful trolling, My Lord, the people are quite triggered, Your Excellency
19.10.2025 19:00 β π 464 π 55 π¬ 7 π 0People like to tell me that cats are sweet and innocent but I speak English. Catastrophic. Catatonic. Cataclysmic. Catacombs. Seems pretty suspish to me
19.10.2025 22:52 β π 195 π 47 π¬ 12 π 1AI could never write butthole jokes as good as mine. Thatβs why I sleep soundly knowing my job is safe.
20.10.2025 00:30 β π 106 π 25 π¬ 6 π 1In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.
19.10.2025 12:40 β π 185 π 76 π¬ 8 π 0I have this tattooed on my neck
21.10.2025 01:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.
20.10.2025 18:17 β π 478 π 149 π¬ 18 π 7Pirate eyes piratize parrot lies
21.10.2025 01:07 β π 29 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0as i've gotten older, i know when i should not operate heavy machinery, and don't need a warning. also, i am heavy machinery
21.10.2025 00:23 β π 335 π 82 π¬ 7 π 016 hours in Tokyo and my asshole has never felt cleaner
20.10.2025 23:20 β π 491 π 46 π¬ 17 π 0The baby wanted me to post this
20.10.2025 23:32 β π 38 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0I think Iβll do some screeching and wailing into the dark night
19.10.2025 01:31 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Seems like a good night to curse my parents for having me
19.10.2025 01:34 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0if you donβt believe in intelligent design, then why do you think we have hands we can trace to quickly and easily draw a turkey? explain that, smartypants
14.10.2025 19:20 β π 96 π 18 π¬ 9 π 0Sorry, Iβve been busy, thereβs still some things I havenβt hit my head on
16.10.2025 11:26 β π 166 π 62 π¬ 4 π 2It's hard work pretending to be unpretentious.
17.10.2025 18:02 β π 137 π 51 π¬ 5 π 0He gave his to god
19.10.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Please just today
19.10.2025 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy Sunday gang donβt forget to give your ass to Jesus
19.10.2025 16:17 β π 89 π 15 π¬ 4 π 1
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