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@tortillachips.bsky.social

to be cringe is to be free

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people who choose to be ignorant and dumb make me sad and then atp it's hard to respect them

19.02.2026 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There really is nothing more unattractive than a lack of curiosity and wonder

19.02.2026 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying โ€œWe used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with Chinaโ€

An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying โ€œWe used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with Chinaโ€

Government accounts just post like this now and thatโ€™s how policy is made

12.01.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10875    ๐Ÿ” 1905    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man 136 (1987)

A male immigration officer in a red suit scowls at Spider-Man. Wearing his black costume and clenching his fist, Spider-Man looks back, presumably scowling too.

Immigration Officer: You think I like this? The lawโ€™s the law. I just ENFORCE it.
Spider-Man: No questions asked? Just following ORDERS?

Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man 136 (1987) A male immigration officer in a red suit scowls at Spider-Man. Wearing his black costume and clenching his fist, Spider-Man looks back, presumably scowling too. Immigration Officer: You think I like this? The lawโ€™s the law. I just ENFORCE it. Spider-Man: No questions asked? Just following ORDERS?

13.01.2026 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 313    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

talking into the void is my special skill

13.01.2026 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when I want to catch my breath while playing with my toddler son I will play golden from kpdh bc it makes him start tweaking and running around the room without me

08.01.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is so sick omgg

25.12.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO Y'ALL!!๐Ÿ’œ #jasontodd #redhood

25.12.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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anyway hehe wip i did yesterday #jasontodd #redhood

24.12.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i love sending voice messages to the bros

19.12.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for some reason eating delicious tefried beans that I made from scratch gave me a better sense of accomplishment than anything else ive accomplished in my entire life

18.12.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i love outlasting trials with my sister

14.12.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BAG ALERT ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ MAJOR BAG ALERT ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ

14.12.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Meg is so cute in her little cupid outfit ahhh

09.12.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im the type to listen to a song until I get sick lf it so I'm sick of two songs in my top five already and I have been for months

09.12.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tbh this is largely unsurprising

09.12.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love you bulbasaur

02.12.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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drama in the discord....

12.11.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jammer is the best rig

12.11.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the key to life is to become my own sugar daddy. this is the path my self-actualization will follow

10.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want a sugar daddy but only one who like. buys me breakfast burritos and Starbucks and let's me pick stuff at my local comic book shop or barnes and nonles

10.11.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong

09.11.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10.09.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg I just saw this ๐Ÿ˜ญ why is my skin the only one on

09.11.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna watch the acolyte just to look at evil manny jacinto but then I couldn't even finish obi wan bc of how much I didn't like it

09.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having a big pot of cooked pinto beans ready for use at any time is so awesome I understand my grandma now

07.11.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i do the gaara "its my blood" scream every time I get my period

25.07.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

goodbye forever festi high rise straight jean with 8 dollar shipping

07.11.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wanting to get something from torrid collection but the pants I want are 40 dollars ON SALE. so I am too poor for even the sales.

07.11.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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