Tony Woke's Pro Nouns 3+4

Go to Reddit, find a thread about lootboxes, find the comment chain about Counter Strike, find the guy starting his comment with "To be fair, Valve...", reply with this image to start a certified nerd riot

"if Goofy is a dog then what is Pluto" - quote from man sharing this green earth with 500 species of primate

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900 dollarydoos??

Joseph Smith inventing an angel name that's gonna get his followers' great great great great great grandchildren bullied in school

We are so back

Aesthetic wiki brained zoomer travels back in time to a 2010 house party to ask people about quote/unquote recession pop; gets no coherent answers, gets 73000 photos taken of them with a shitty Nikon digital camera

If you're impersonating an American agent and a CIA man asks what your favorite burger is DO NOT say McDonald's Big Mac

Going back in time to 1973 to tell a liberal that the republican president is literally selling cars on the White house lawn. When they start getting smug I rug pull them by saying 2020s liberals love to praise Richard Nixon

Chemtrails made my son become woke

News article: nearly all cybertrucks have been recalled because Tesla used the wrong glue

I'm new to the stock market will this make the shares go up or down?

anyone can shoplift

#motivation #inspiration

"Hippies are bad people who pretend to be good, punks are good people who pretend to be bad" - the guy from ghost mice probably

SOUTHERN RAILWAYS COMPANY RULE 1406 ENGINEMEN ARE FORBIDDEN FROM ENTERING THE STATION WITH FAULTY COCKS. COCKS SHOULD BE GREASED AND NOT LEAK AS LOOSE COCKS EMIT A FOULD ODOUR AND MAY SPRAY LIQUID FRIGHTENING THE HORSES AND ALARMING THE PASSENGERS. BY ORDER, ROBERT CHURCHILL MANAGER SOUTHERN RAILWAYS 1897

every regulation is written in blood

or, well, foul liquid

this is my favorite dude online

Maybe controversial but when I see someone use the word "based" online I assume they're 15 years old

I always say "much obliged pardner" after ordering a burger out of respect for American culture

I guess this isn't "years ago" so much as "recurring" but every time there's a solar or lunar eclipse the People Who Are Not Sure What The Moon Is Or Does come out and spread their bizarre theories and I think that's beautiful

guy who wants to sell cereal that's 95% sawdust by volume: i want to grow my business but ohhh these government regulations ohhh these regulations

a realist oil painting of two moose by a mountain lake. on top of the painting, computer drawn, translucent and unnaturally colored geometric shapes sit above each moose's head with their vertices seeming to touch the many tips of the moose's antlees

inalienable dreamless my beloved...

also this cover always stuck with me lol

IDM-ahh metal album covers

So yeah, our president used an LRAD device, an acoustic weapon, on hundreds of thousand peaceful protesters this Saturday in Belgrade, while we held a 15 minute silent vigil. I was out of the range on the other side, but many people were hurt and affected. A stampede was avoided by pure luck.

This should, and I’m serious, be illegal and grounds for investigating your medical license

Hungary has banned Pride events, permitting the use of facial recognition technology to target participants.

Yet last month, neo-Nazis held their annual gathering in Budapest with no objections from Viktor Orbán's government.

This is why we call it gender fascism.

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Book of Mormon coffeeshop AU

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Gonna need a fact check on this one

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