Kalevi - 陳曉雷

0530 sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Granted I do get up once a week at 0345 to go open the store at 0430 to start making coffee for people at 0500, so perhaps take me with a grain of salt 🤣

Ce que j'ai voulu dire: "ça m'a fait pleurer"
Ce que j'ai dit dans la tête: "ça m'a fait jouir" 🫥🫥🫥

(Pour ceux qui parlent pas français:

I wanted to say: "that made me cry"
I said in my head: "that made me cum")

🙃💀

I don't know what to expect and I think that's the worst part of it...

Weirdly, I don't HATE it... Not sure that I really like it either, though.

I shoveled the snow off our sidewalk and our front porch, plz clap

(Hubs may have asked me to do it and I may have used external gratification in the form of food to motivate me, but I still did it lol)

Ahhh yeah, that would do it. I definitely wouldn't just blurt out a trope name without at least explaining what I'm on about...

Wait what did I miss?

Update: they closed at 1pm, and my boss told me not to bother coming in. Huzzah!

Read the whole thread!

Oh, I'm not even in yet 🤣 I'm just hoping I don't have to go in today...

For the friend's curiosity, yes, people do make that here 🤣 I haven't run into it often, but I've def encountered it.

Contrast: most of the local businesses I follow have straight up decided not to open today.

We're in the middle of snowpocalypse, total expected snowfall of at least 9 inches. As of 30 minutes ago, my boss told me we've made like $70 and had 10 customers today since 6am. Yet still no word on whether we're closing early or not.

I love corporate food service sometimes. 🙃🙃🙃

***hyvää kiitospäivää

Mee pois Tuonelaan, autokorjaus

Dorky demi guy in red glasses and a black hoodie looking at their phone, while seated at the dinner table amongst a Dutch oven with cranberry chicken thighs, a casserole pan of mac and cheese, an open bottle of "champagne", and two tulip glasses with pomegranate spritz cocktails.

Hyvä kiitospäivä/感恩節快樂/Happy Thanksgiving bloomfies and all! Have a stealth photo of me and dinner (credit to @xiaoweiyu.bsky.social)

Kiitos, että mua suvaitset 🤣😅🇫🇮

I don't know who this man is but yes, me too

Basically no matter what, I hope IDP gets their shit together fast, they really need to if they want to regain any of the ground they've unnecessarily ceded over the last decade+ that I've lived here. Caucuses be damned.

I'll say that not all the confusion in 2024 was their fault, I put some of that on the DNC too. And Biden was the absolute at the time so maybe they felt they didn't need to put that much effort in, but I still would've liked to know wtf was going on/when to vote.+

Oh yeah, that was def a big deal (and also before The Plague), IA Dems really tried to get turnout. Though their counting was also famously bungled. It was accessibility and counting problems that made them try changing the system.+

We actually weren't 1st for the Dems this last time, at least I don't think? DNC didn't let us go first because they basically changed it to a primary instead but then New Hampshire had Things To Say.

I don't even know when the Dem contest was, we missed it, bc the Iowa Dems are a fucking mess.

If you see this, post a bad woman you love

The Land of Fire, as they said in 2012!

Alternative to the alternative, San Marino invites them in and they steamroll everyone else in their contest. Maybe less pyros but I'm sure the wind effects will make up for it!

Waiting for EBU to say that Rest of the World can send a representative now so Huntrix can take their throne 😍

How...how does that work? I thought that would short it out?

Inspector Gadget 🤣🤣🤣

heehee you said tit

Me, every time I say I've been diabetic for 30 years. I'm 34 🤣

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.