Tyler Strauss

I don’t ever want to hear any North American complain about low scoring in football.

Nobody has scored in this World Series in what feels like five hours.

Like dude you’re batting .130 and this guys thrown 8 straight splitters just let the ball fall where it may

Nice to see Frank Lampard continuing to flourish as Coventry City manager.
Super Frank's resilience and ongoing commitment to a challenging career is to be applauded.
Success at the highest level will follow, I'm sure of it. 👏

You have to think they tried at least once

Chelsea could've done Woltemade, they could've done Ekitike, and instead I gotta watch Joao Pedro take no shots as a striker every weekend. Sigh sigh sigh.

Never forget 🫡

that point could end up being the difference between arsenal finishing second with 81 points and second with 82 points

Fairly certain Maresca placed a large bet against himself today.

Loving the optimism. But yeah it absolutely does.

This is way funnier than it’s meant to be

Just because there’s contact in the box, doesn’t mean it’s either a penalty or simulation. There’s was a coming together. It wasn’t a foul but also not a dive. It’s fine. #NYCFC

Mad that if they’d just stuck with Moyes, they’d have won 7 more league titles and 4 more champions leagues. The only way to get back to the top now is to bring him back

Football is a simple game. 22 women run around a pitch for 90 minutes and in the end Chelsea wins

#wsl-live

I don’t know how it isn’t given.

Chelsea women director of football

@kierdoyle.bsky.social largely agree with everything from your window grades. I do think not turning Jackson into Ekiteke, however you would have needed to get there is the major downside. Also wouldn’t have gone JBG, but happy to proven wrong.

Sorry but I’d be all over this if I was a CFC SD.

🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶

Every time I start to believe that they’re stumbling into a good plan.

Then again just don’t unsettle Jackson in the first place.

Agreed, but I’m here for the chaos.

I’m down

It's honestly sad how often the modern VAR review gets interrupted by stretches of soccer game

Caicedo played 90 minutes last week in a game that was won by HT. You've got two extra options this season. Why?

Not a Xavi Simons level replacement - but whether we needed Simons was also debatable.

Any opinions on Buonanotte?

This is so dumb and I love it

Respectfully to anyone else that profiles players or teams, no one is doing this as well as you. I’ve always struggled with taking this much data, especially in podcast format, and actually getting something out of it and your breakdowns are equally enjoyable & easy to absorb & vet with an eye test.

I propose a blanket global ban on soccer color commentators talking about how the game *used* to be.

The one comfort in getting old is knowing that Robert Lewandowski will always be midlife crisising harder than you