Carol Hagan

You’re in a cult. Seek help.

Department of Defense Releases 2023 Military Suicide Report Military suicides rose in 2023 despite ongoing prevention efforts, with a 12% increase among active-duty personnel.

Maybe they should stop treating military members like disposable bodies and start treating them like human beings.

Thanks for not listening to the naysayers. Your books are the books I recommend to people who claim to not be into reading books!

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.

Nah. Most children don’t decide their religion. They just follow whatever their parents follow.

Is this to purchase the candles? Are there not Yankee candle stores there? Or is it a special sale or something?

This is what I’m here for.

The Catholic Church proselytizing to small children. Nothing new here.

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

I need men to step up.

Your move!