The Goog

The Godfather (1972)
The Godfather Part II (1974)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

The only guy I can think of who feels similar to Alonso and didn't collapse immediately in his early 30s is Mark McGwire, who was a much better hitter at his peak and fell off a cliff instantly at 36 instead. Is there one that I'm missing?

pro se party deposition

I think you make that call at the next race. If the M's are leading or it's close, Humpy wins every time until the M's lose. If that game is a blowout loss, Humpy only wins in deciding games.

It’s a ‘26 Corolla Cross SE. Her name is Becky. Drives like my old car but a little zippier and more cargo room plus modern features like cruise control and backup camera.

A 2026 Corolla Cross SE. Specifically, *my* 2026 Corolla Cross SE. Her name is Becky.

Some personal news

It turns out this was just a coincidence and I just have poison ivy on my groin. Amazing.

Dawwwwww Yuki.

Clean your room.

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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I spent it (and more) buying the old laundry detergent. And itch relief.

I tried to save a few bucks on laundry detergent and now I’m itchy everything is bad

If the Dolphins blow a 17-point lead to Carolina, is that it for McDaniel?

This is a great thread to read as someone who decided it's time to buy a car yesterday. I can't decide if I need to get in now before the shit hits the fan and prices explode or if I should wait until after the shit hits the fan and everything's fucked.

The US consumer is completely drained, and what did they do with all that cash they extracted from us? Lit it on fire to make a machine so advanced its the first ever computer that can't do math and spent the remaining scraps buying the media and presidency so people couldnt be mean about them

Encouraging European athletes to try American football by making them think it can't be that hard if guys like this are doing it.

Paul Blackburn pitching for New York in the playoffs, just like we thought at the start of the year

The first two names that come to mind are Mike Ditka (Hall of Fame as a player and coach) and Joe Torre (MVP and 50+ WAR as a player, plus the managing).

With his mullet and gut and general "guy who used to be great and is still trying to get there" energy, Kenny Omega is giving major Randy the Ram vibes right now.

now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"

Jimmy Fallon should fall down a well and never come back up. Huh? No, what clip from last night, what are you talking about?

(I don’t particularly *want* the Mets to do that trade, but…)

Jeff McNeil might have a 30-homer season hitting in Yankee Stadium too

Picard, Sisko, Spock, Paris, the green chick, the two guys on the left of $1 tier, and the cat.

There is so much fucking Star Trek, holy shit

There's no coming back from this. The world is going to have to prepare for not just cutting off the US but possibly the end of global diplomacy in its current form. We're openly saying that the carrots are going away, all that are left are sticks, and the rules don't apply to us

vs.

Game's on

MONOPOLY

MONOPOLY

Oops I forgot the Cubs.

Okay.

1. Guardians
2. Dodgers despite Kershaw
3. Padres
4. Phillies
5. Blue Jays
6. Mariners
7. Reds
8. Brewers
9. Tigers
10. Dodgers because of Kershaw
11. Red Sox
12. Yankees