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Wait For Lakitu to Wrap Up His Sponsored Segment Before He Can Follow You Again

15.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 163 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 2

Metal Head Wario Can Shove It Up Your Own Ass

15.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 246 🔁 64 💬 1 📌 1

Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser

Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/

13.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 1686 🔁 183 💬 17 📌 15

you'll never guess why they call me the thing doer

12.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a drawing of a girl with violently pink hair on a haphazard background with random pictures of radon sensors and infographics

Thinking About Thinking About Radon

12.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

i wonder if it would be good for everyone to learn programming to some degree. but i'm not sure how feasible that is, or if it's worth the time investment

10.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Heading 1" in google docs is Too Big

03.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

a logo depiction of a horrifying sandwich character with bugged out eyes and teeth, with the word "SUDO" plastered on the bottom

every once in a while i am reminded that sudo has a logo, a fact which i had blissfully forgotten

04.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 37 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

Get Caught Punching the Wall in Anger and Play it Off Like You're Checking for Hidden 1-Ups

29.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 266 🔁 67 💬 4 📌 1

you're hitting claude token limits, I'm hitting #pico8 token limits. we are not the same.

01.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 106 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

16 EGA colors, gameboy resolution (160x144px)
Pixel art #pixelart

29.01.2026 13:13 — 👍 84 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

Defeat Bowser But Without Grabbing His Tail so He Gets Nothing Out of it

29.01.2026 00:09 — 👍 250 🔁 50 💬 2 📌 2

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

27.01.2026 17:58 — 👍 50 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

youtube thumbnail. red arrow pointing at Nintendo Pictionary logo. Chris Cornell making a mind blown face. text: THIS SHOULD NOT EXIST

pictionary should not exist

22.10.2024 03:15 — 👍 38 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

youtube card from channel CAPSULE JAPAN, title abbreviated to "Most Uncomfortable Ride in Japan! World's Only Transportation System"

dang i mean i know it's good but this is some high level gatekeeping

11.11.2025 14:43 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

youtube card featuring mamdani standing at a podium surrounded by staff. title, cut off prematurely, reads "Mayor Zohran Mamdani Holds Press Conference to Provide Winter Weather". from channel NYC Mayor's Office, 5.2k views, streamed 17 minutes ago

man they're trying to pin *everything* on him these days smh

26.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

cursed

22.01.2026 10:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

for every insect there is an equal and opposite outsect

22.01.2026 03:57 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the lore is stored in the dialogue

20.01.2026 15:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0