RIP Jane Goodall ๐ซก
02.10.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@shmoowoo.bsky.social
one of them kombucha mushroom people // they/he // 25
RIP Jane Goodall ๐ซก
02.10.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You canโt have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply canโt afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
erm being a father is a lifelong job, buddy
04.08.2025 22:40 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0there's an inherent violence in the ๐ค emoji, people who use it give me the ick and, frankly, should not show their faces in public!!
30.03.2025 20:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0sorry just had my morning coffee i didn't mean it ๐ค
30.03.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0yes ๐
30.03.2025 20:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Flat Worms
Flat Worms https://www.wikiart.org/en/m-c-escher/flat-worms
28.03.2025 18:26 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0fool caught trying to be a vibe reading under a tree on a sunny day
u r not a vibe bro ๐ซต๐
24.03.2025 00:02 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0rum and coke? more like cum and stroke
16.03.2025 05:46 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0when i grow up, i hope i can be joe biden ๐ฅบ
20.01.2025 17:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Clown, Horse, Salamandra
Clown, Horse, Salamandra https://www.wikiart.org/en/amadeo-de-souza-cardoso/clown-horse-salamandra-1912
06.01.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0woke up with a raging knot in my back- all i'm saying is i get where luigi was coming from
23.12.2024 17:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious itโs been too long since heโs heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.
21.12.2024 02:18 โ ๐ 176 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 4SIKE we're watching this
20.12.2024 01:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0might have to schedule a Cuckoo viewing in the 'cord ๐ค
20.12.2024 01:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0one still from each of your letterboxd top 4
it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels ๐ฎโ๐จ
#filmsky #letterboxd
microdosing being 30 years old by pulling a back muscle in my sleep at age 25
19.12.2024 18:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1yeah i'll show you a big wee
19.12.2024 16:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0takes too long to pay off ๐ฅฑ i'll take that dagger +4 mult with pleasure
19.12.2024 08:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ngl i take great pleasure in feeding wee joker to the sacrificial dagger
can't stand that little twerp.
*opening the microwave just as the countdown ends triggering a perfect parry sound effect*
17.12.2024 18:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0big fan of this guy
15.12.2024 17:26 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0woke up with the Itch to Pet a Cat i get leading up to visiting for the holidays,
got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them
seems like a good omen :)
GUYS, GUYS, when you're finished with the floaty bits in pho DON'T throw away the broth- take a big sip and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN
11.12.2024 17:03 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sunflower
Sunflower, 1909
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24864
i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style
09.12.2024 23:34 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone
soothing my mind out of a panic attack by imagining a twangy southern voice pronouncing "tsundere" and "yandere"
07.12.2024 18:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[bad jerry seinfeld impression] what's the deal with all these resist lib cross-stitch projects on my discover feed?
04.12.2024 21:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0