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I missed it. Why's there another mass exodus from bird app?

Trump: "We have a very pretty violent fish that has, uh, comes from China. China carp, Chinese carp. And uhhhhh you see them jumping out -- they jump into boats and they jump all over the place. They have a lot of energy."

In an inspirational meme format: A soldier saw a girl taking a picture of her self holding a fancy Star-Bucks coffee. The Soldier grabbed her coffee and poured it down the sewer. "What are you doing!" yelled the girl. Then they heard a voice saying, "Thank you for the coffee, Sir. I have been so thirsty and tired." The girl looked down and saw a SEWER MAN! MORAL:There was a Sewer Man

Reminds me that I need to start posting more politically. Or posting nudes.

Unforgivable.

Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.

Repost if you agree.

Burglar saw me locking my door for the night and said "Aww what's the matter widdle baby doesn't wanna get burgled?" so I had to leave it unlocked due to peer pressure

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Which one are you?

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

a portrait mode photo of a gray and white pit bull dog wearing a bright pink collar. he isn’t looking at the camera, but instead, to the left and upwards.

ah, yes, the age old pet question: why are you damp

Trump: "A friend of mine who is a businessman. Very very very top guy. Most of you would've heard of him. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug."

Let's goooooo

This could turn out so funny.

Guy who inadvertently released several hundred crickets in his house and then recaptured some of them: "Caught at least 200 crickets in the kitchen. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."

YouTube video by Mr. Marshmello A Goofy Movie (1995) - Powerline Scene (HD)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJw4...

Powerline had an all time banger.

Maybe they should try running out of healthy arms like the Dodgers or whatever

Or 0 for his birth year

25 for his birthday obviously

Unfortunate. Did he look like Curt?

Did he look like him at least?

The only way a Republican can impress me is by killing themselves

i just explained capitalism to our dog and she looked at me and said in human tongue "hell is empty and all the devils are here" and then burst into flames

looked at a picture of Chuck Schumer and this was the only post i could think of for 3 hours

Lisa Simpson: so, beware the Ides of March

Homer Simpson: no

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?