@macmacanally.bsky.social
Constantly confounded, flummoxed, and befuddled
Reminds me that I need to start posting more politically. Or posting nudes.
02.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Unforgivable.
19.07.2025 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.
Repost if you agree.
Burglar saw me locking my door for the night and said "Aww what's the matter widdle baby doesn't wanna get burgled?" so I had to leave it unlocked due to peer pressure
01.07.2025 04:08 — 👍 2179 🔁 132 💬 24 📌 5
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09.04.2025 19:01 — 👍 7728 🔁 2409 💬 94 📌 118Which one are you?
28.05.2025 23:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
23.05.2025 21:36 — 👍 2495 🔁 295 💬 54 📌 0
a portrait mode photo of a gray and white pit bull dog wearing a bright pink collar. he isn’t looking at the camera, but instead, to the left and upwards.
ah, yes, the age old pet question: why are you damp
13.05.2025 01:34 — 👍 764 🔁 24 💬 22 📌 4Trump: "A friend of mine who is a businessman. Very very very top guy. Most of you would've heard of him. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug."
12.05.2025 14:10 — 👍 2856 🔁 463 💬 1054 📌 478
Let's goooooo
26.04.2025 01:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0This could turn out so funny.
14.04.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guy who inadvertently released several hundred crickets in his house and then recaptured some of them: "Caught at least 200 crickets in the kitchen. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
09.04.2025 19:43 — 👍 1113 🔁 170 💬 13 📌 4
Powerline had an all time banger.
08.04.2025 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe they should try running out of healthy arms like the Dodgers or whatever
07.04.2025 16:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or 0 for his birth year
31.03.2025 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 025 for his birthday obviously
31.03.2025 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Unfortunate. Did he look like Curt?
25.03.2025 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did he look like him at least?
25.03.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The only way a Republican can impress me is by killing themselves
23.03.2025 02:16 — 👍 625 🔁 80 💬 5 📌 5i just explained capitalism to our dog and she looked at me and said in human tongue "hell is empty and all the devils are here" and then burst into flames
19.03.2025 19:57 — 👍 144 🔁 28 💬 4 📌 2looked at a picture of Chuck Schumer and this was the only post i could think of for 3 hours
14.03.2025 16:03 — 👍 87 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Lisa Simpson: so, beware the Ides of March
Homer Simpson: no
14.03.2025 15:06 — 👍 655 🔁 109 💬 1 📌 1JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
It was very good.
10.03.2025 23:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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