Jer

Det er fredag jeg er i elsker

Pardon me but the top screw on the bottom hinge of the master bedroom’s closet door would like a word

Only the assholes are loving it

I repeat: No new eyeballs

If you can tell me where he’s buried, I’d love to put some pennies on his grave

Jake Tapper is an uber douche. Always has been.

Thanks for your input, Pedo Bill.

Have you ever met a mummy monster man?

Still works

Hearing this for the first time was my techno awakening

Do they include a decoder ring to use?

a cartoon drawing of a man in a suit and tie Alt: a cartoon drawing of a man in a suit and tie

Good night

I’ll quit when I’m ready

Aw class

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Getting your steps in, that’s great! 🏃‍♂️

Type Woke Negative #ally

Then change it to Tom Thanks for November

A giant gold-plated dollar sign. It’s 3D-looking and shimmering, almost gaudy. @dogebromomo bought the NFT on OpenSea in January. In February he discovered the link was broken, and he could no longer access the jpg. In a now-famous TikTok video captioned “TEH WORST DAY OF MY LIFE,” @dogebromomo could be heard alternately bawling and screaming into the camera, “My token is fungible, my token is fungible.”

_GOLDEN.BMF

Yasss

Eerie fake dvd cover with the words pulsating garbage on it

I’m not in- oh wait… here I am

Ok but where’s the lie?

It’s pure vanity. That’s all.

Dr. Octagon for head of DHHS

As a staunch centrist, I’ll be organizing a Some Kings rally to support both sides

Damned if you do damned if you don’t, I guess.

Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social IM SHARING A POST TO TRY AND SAVE OUR COUNTRY. GROW UP

tyfys 🫡

No thanks. One pedo creep in charge at a time.

Chuck Schumer had a rib removed to make it easier to reach across the aisle