⋖ 🜃 ⋗ aon chork

Today I saw a bumper sticker that read, "humankind: please be both". Can I just say that slogan becomes pretty problematic if we ever discover aliens

A macropad with some sweet custom key caps, including playback controls, a Mario mushroom, and the Triforce

Got some custom key caps for the macropad that the in-laws got me for Christmas

A crane game with text that reads, "Life is short. Pinch onto soft hands"

Life is short. Pinch onto soft hands

Trying something new

Does anyone else constantly reverse the meanings of "idc" and "idk" because "c" is a soft sound like "know" and "k" is a hard sound like "care"?

The concept of the day is "cartesian product". Sigh

A photo of an unexpected C: drive repair during boot

Tfw it might be time for a new laptop

A label on a playground pole that reads "maintain a basic level of protective surfacing here". Arrows indicate a line bounding the top of the label. The label is completely visible

Me when I'm not maintaining a basic level of protective surfacing

Can santa rotate my tires

This weekend I discovered a new state of matter between solid and liquid: carpet yogurt.

Dear diary: Today my son licked candle ashes off his fingers. Selah

Happy time change day! Don't forget to screw up your circadian rhythm!

Easter eggs from Dollar Tree

Idk what people are taking about egg prices seem pretty reasonable to me

Screenshot of a generic error message on the web page, while the network tab shows the actual error.

I love when the gui says "there was a problem" but the api request gives you the actual error. /s

Hey @SpotifyCares, does "MASTER_OF_A_PLAN_JOINING_ANOTHER_PLAN" mean that the user has to wait til their current billing period elapses? They've already cancelled.

I told myself I was going to post more than just angry content on online... And then Sweet Potato Hitler got reelected and all the ensuing madness... Alas.

Coworker: "Are you wearing sunglasses over transition lenses?" Hell yeah I am

"I am a monument to all your sins"

"I shall feast upon your bones"

"All consumption is death for the consumed. Yet all must eat"

"That is what we bring, a great crushing weight to press down youth and hope"

Just stumbled across the "Trump with quotes from Halo's Gravemind" images I made in 2016

A post from The White House on Facebook featuring a mock magazine cover featuring Trump wearing a crowd, captioned with ' "CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD. Manhattan, and all of New York, is SAVED. LONG LIVE THE KING!" –President Donald J. Trump'

America has no king. America needs no king.

owls

Happy Superb Owl Sunday to all who celebrate

For all the doubters, how are these not the same?

A screenshot of a Sesame Street post, the text of which reads, "Even flashlights need to change their batteries. Take a moment today to relax and recharge! 🔋"

A comic in which a person on a boat is reading a book, drops the book, and is suddenly back on the subway.

a glowing Yoshi's egg nightlight

Nightlights have really improved since I was a wee lad

Normalize screaming in the workplace

A 3x4, 2 knob macropad with elegant blank black keys

Really enjoying my Xmas macropad. ... Though mostly I'm using it to have a neat volume knob.

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?

Hi. I'm Chork. I spent 20 years submerged in Evangelicalism and 10 in a Christian nationalist cult. I'm a programmer, parent, and a massive nerd. I'm here to listen, scream, and I'm all out of bubble gum.