Imagine being a grown ass person who feels not just compelled but entitled to police a child’s body. What a weird way to tell everyone you’re a raging pervert. #transrights
07.04.2025 12:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, swearing an oath to defend the Constitution against threats foreign and domestic is mostly bullshit, apparently.
Needing enormous numbers of guns and tolerating school shootings as the price to pay for protecting against tyranny was always bullshit too.
21.03.2025 12:53 — 👍 1748 🔁 328 💬 82 📌 13
You Are Sane
If you are terrified, you are SANE.
If you are crying, you are SANE.
If you are anxious, you are SANE.
If you are traumatized, you are SANE.
If you are grieving, you are SANE.
If you are depressed, you are SANE.
What’s happening is INSANE.
But YOU ARE SANE.
You are sane.
04.03.2025 16:10 — 👍 2634 🔁 541 💬 88 📌 43
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
04.03.2025 16:48 — 👍 16071 🔁 1985 💬 391 📌 107
I'm still gonna deadname the Gulf of Mexico.
11.02.2025 22:27 — 👍 46 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 2
It’s like being held hostage by the tiniest d*ck measuring contest
10.02.2025 22:08 — 👍 1376 🔁 148 💬 52 📌 14
incredible to have a president who appears to be speed-running getting impeached, and even more incredible to to have two other branches of government who are just sitting there watching it as if it is actually a livestream which they are unable to impact in any way
31.01.2025 21:21 — 👍 9219 🔁 1128 💬 325 📌 46
I will deadname the Gulf of Mexico every day for the rest of my life.
24.01.2025 21:25 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
24.01.2025 01:24 — 👍 151173 🔁 19481 💬 4265 📌 1992
Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
22.01.2025 09:05 — 👍 7166 🔁 1925 💬 185 📌 208
Scrolling tonight is such a hot-and-cold of the stupidest, most infuriating shit I’ve ever seen my governing body do and avoidance/escapism. It’s giving ✨whiplash✨.
21.01.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, instead of chilling out, I see that 2025 has taken a “hold my beer” approach.
19.01.2025 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Choose one alive or human
22.11.2024 14:19 — 👍 34192 🔁 4208 💬 506 📌 180
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