Iris

Behold, the largest puffball I have ever seen.

I put on my to-do list today “finish laundry” what an impossible task.

I place them on my desk so I remember to take them at some point. Doesn’t always work but makes it more reliable.

Stayed up too late looking at photos from an emergency first aid book I got at a thrift shop

Ways to troll New Zealand, take out a radio advert for anything named Six. Thought she was advertising Sex the musical.

Emotional support kitty cat with rbf

Here’s that emotional support kitty you ordered.

Sorry we ran out of the non-judgmental ones 😬😬😬

#cat #catsofbluesky #rbf

Everyone is having babies and I’m just like, FYI, if you don’t hear back from me in half an hour, assume I’ve died.

The things I can accomplish with Ritalin is always surprising. Like wow, I really could not put a belt on without it.

My gold star cauliflower. Phoebe for scale.

Every time I see the hot air balloon I think of the Human Giant sketch with @paulscheer.com
Where will they land? Only the wind will know.

A bluey grey green?

My mom will be 15 years sober tomorrow. She’s been having stomach issues for about two years now that she can’t get help for because she can’t afford the American health system.

Me: I don’t need my Ritalin today.
Also me: I’ve pulled the sheets half way off my bed and can’t be bothered. Maybe I should take my meds.

Have you seen arcane yet?

I remember one time the head of HR (based in Boston*) was shocked that we on the west coast didn’t like the idea of having to commute for an hour to get to an office.

*but not really Boston, somewhere that took 1-2 hours to get to Boston

My incentive for a pre-work bike ride? I thought I still had a roll of toilet paper left. I was wrong.

Anyone want to guess what game this token came from? I haven’t managed to figure it out. Thought it was Incan gold, but it was not.

I’ve watched Arcane three times over and it hits harder every rewatch.