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an owl with the words look how calm she is on the bottom ALT: an owl with the words look how calm she is on the bottom

Me and this owl are the same

a man singing into a microphone with the words " i am not feeling good " next to him ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " i am not feeling good " next to him

The general vibe the last few weeks. I'd blame Mercury for being in the microwave or something but I think it's more than that, like maybe my brain is also in the microwave with Mercury.

Spotify, it's barely 7am. Take it down a notch please.

One of my professional goals is to teach production classes (would I not just make the ultimate unhinged professor), so I'm working on a class outline.

The Disco skeleton at Michael's calls to me

If they ever let me time travel, I would give a nerds gummy cluster to a medieval peasant

And then probably be immediately burned at the stake

Krissy explains my book somehow better than I do.

I think producers like Jira because it gives them the illusion of having some kind of control in their life (really telling on myself here)

Hell ya

Landed an arguably insane shot from 48 yards with my Ming Dynasty bow yesterday, longest shot I've done so far

I'm right

Another day of sending QA memes in slack so they know I would die for them

okay well *I* am EXTREMELY baffled how YOU can be baffled????? What do you mean baffled???????? You're cute. Case closed.

Whoever designed the INSANE UX behavior logic behind column resizing for Jira Structures: may both sides of your pillow be alarmingly damp

"AI will take our jobs" ok well I'd love to see AI do endearingly unhinged standup comedy before a meeting like I can

Me, talking about roadmaps: 💖🥰💕🙏🥳😛🤝

Me, actually making roadmaps: 🗡️🥲🫣😮‍💨🗡️🔥

Time to tell QA how much I love them

Unfortunately for my teams and coworkers I have started to drink coffee again

Today I'm playing a fun game called "am I having a professional existential crisis or am I once again flirting with burnout"

Every now and then I remember how when I was 13 I made a fan site for Rinoa from FF8 on *MSN Pages* and my mom found it and thought I was becoming a Satanist, so instead of talking to me about it in a mature way, she SENT ME AN EMAIL (which at the time was an AFI song title). Comedic gold

Just a wee babby egg

Me on period one month later: haha what the f*ck was I thinking

Obsessed with the reflection on this exit sign

Nothing more humbling than the camera in a meeting room with poor fluorescent lighting

I, too, like to live dangerously (doing my taxes whilst on my period)

Me as a person on the street: 0

Me as a producer before you know me: 7

Me as a producer once I open my mouth and say a stupid joke: -5

I love "I earned these"

Heavily considering growing out the silvers instead of dying over them. They used to give me anxiety but lately I think they make me feel chaotic and powerful.

OR MAYBE I just belly flop and dye it all silver???????????????

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I want to give him 1000 smooches