Martin Alonso

The one surefire way to determine that someone is not from Minnesota is whether they slip on actual ice. So far, I’ve seen several ICE agents slip and fall; none of the protesters have

Oh god, now he’s gonna go off on a tangent on his text rant about how the King should have the abilities of the Queen and the Queen is a glorified pawn, insulting several people in the process

If anybody thinks Trump has ever played an actual game of chess in his life, then I have a bridge to sell them

The point here is to believe people when they tell you who they are. Gavin Newsom hangs out with Republicans because he likes hanging out with Republicans. This isn't 4-D chess. He wants to hang out with Ben Shapiro and Steve Bannon. When he says he agrees with them on things, it's because he does.

A thing I worry about is how all of this ends here in Minnesota. For the past week, people have stopped their lives to help neighbors. We are invaded and the occupiers are losing, especially in public opinion. But because the crisis is manufactured, it gets even harder for ICE to sell a victory.

$NOPE

Minneapolis is the epicenter, but people need to understand. This is spreading out from the cities across the state both through the suburbs and into smaller communities and we have verified reports all over of both activists disappearing, and people going door-to-door demanding names, and locations

Nope I did not hear any wind nor what sounded like hail last night

So many ICE agents gonna regret coming out to MN. Actual ice is gonna get ‘em and some fingers

Well now

Trump Administration Live Updates: Noem Says ‘Hundreds More’ Agents Will Be Sent to Minnesota Over ‘Corruption’

We have cleaned up the crime scene and blocked a local investigation and hidden the perpetrator and invaded the state and that is how you know that we are acting in good faith and that everything was the victim’s fault.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Is this what the kids call “tripping on one’s self”?

Gracias hermano 🫂

Text message sharing information about ICE activities in Woodbury, MN

ICE is currently driving around Woodbury, MN, making “random” stops, asking for passports/ID. Please share and help people stay safe.

A burrow? The place those nasty hobbitses live in?

my hand holding a sticker that looks like a brightly-coloured "no parking anytime" sign vandalized to read "NO AI ANYTIME" instead

tapping the sign again #art

After telling my mum how terrible and useless AI really is, she proceeded to plan an itinerary for our day in London using CharGPT. I was speechless (in a bad way)

Woodbury and Cottage Grove are good neighbourhoods — I live in the former. Both about a 15-20 min drive from Downtown St Paul. Inver Grove heights is also a good one.

Just learnt today what rhyming slangs are and these are saddles!

Never seen that either and saw them shoving each other on the replay. VAR says there was a strike to the face that lead to the red card

Never seen a red card to a player for striking at someone on his own team

Infantino was thought to be an improvement on Blatter and turned out to immediately be much, much worse.

Take it down 10%

Yellow card for throwing the ball away (dissent).
Then scores a goal, takes shirt off. Second yellow. Automatic red.

That has to be the stupidest sequence of yellow cards to red card in the history of football

Former Juventus and Liverpool players....and Paul Scholes

Defector's remember some guys but football edition. Pavel Nedved, Zinedine Zidane, Edgar Davids, Glen Johnson, Steven Gerrard, Paul Scholes, Xabi Alonso, Roberto Baggio, and John Arne Riise.

Some guys I grew up watching and admiring

Adding Isak and Guehí to an already great squad is gonna lead to so many great results. You love to see it.