Aware Wolf

I was at the drive thru and when they told me my food will be right out, I meant to say "no problem" or "thank you."

I ended up saying, "No thank you" 💀

If I could go back in time and say, "no thanks, I'm grabbing my own dinner" maybe I wouldn't be at the dentist getting my tooth extracted and need a $5000 implant down the line 😩

I fucked up the alt text in that last one, but it got me wondering: are there trans digimon? Surely, not all Patamon identify as male. If a male identifying Gatomon/Tailmon digivolves, would it be an Angewomon (male)? Or would it just drop the "wo" part entirely? Are there Angemon with big boobs? 🤔

Old internet banner saying, "We're keeping it Hentai FREE!" With Patamon and Gatoman on both sides

Trying not to like any NSFW stuff on your sfw but being so hungry for c*ck 😩😇

Stock image of a man with a beer, sitting in front of the TV and yelling

I have nobody to talk to about For The Love Of DILFs. I have a lot of thoughts and feelings, and I express them by yelling, "SHUT UP" every time certain contestants say literally anything. I have become that person that yells at their TV

Here is a moment of peace for your timeline.

Little River, Great Smoky Mountains National Park

Time to post this again

I'm alarmed at how frequent I've been dreaming of being a passenger in a car collision recently. Either it's my anxiety, or I'm having psychic visions... Which, impending doom aside, is pretty cool, but also pretty lame. Precognitive dreams? I'd rather be Raven Baxter than Angela Petrelli any day.

I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is.

Know your rights. Pass these around…

People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7

Does anyone ever fact check the Snapple facts? 🤔

I have to start using my sfw Blue sky again. I just need to go on a following spree... I'm in desperate need of memes and shit posts 😩

Suffering from the daily internal struggle of wanting to quit my retail job, but not wanting to lose my full time benefits

A line of four Christmas tree figurines; one red and three silver. They're vaguely butt-plug shaped

These retail places are like, "It's the second week of October! We gotta get the Christmas butt plugs on the shelves, PRONTO!"

A congratulations note to our team, saying lunch/dinner will be provided to the store

A bowl with 4 snack bag of chips

They treat us so right, we eating good today 🤡🤡🤡

I'm not sure who's been fixing the schedule, but they don't know what they're doing. You cannot change the schedule the night before, without any warning, and then wonder why someone hasn't shown up for their shift in the morning. This is why I always make sure to screenshot my schedule 🙄

Jennifer's Body, but my demonic powers are replenished by petting puppies. Instead of being institutionalized, I'm just in a room with a bunch of dogs.

I should really commission someone for a ref sheet, now that my Sona is past the 'vague idea' stage... Just gotta pay rent and bills first. And vote.

Selfie in front of the bathroom mirror

Solo-date, took myself to see Speak No Evil. I'm upset that I didn't get carded 🥴

I really need to -ACTUALLY- use my sfw account 🥴