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need people to think my kinks are weird not in a "oh, that's what you're into?" way but in a "i can't believe someone like this isn't so far gone that you can no longer Talk to them" way

i never talk about it, but slowed down voices are also really good ^^ i feel very loomed over listening to them... massive enough to sink into, to let surround and permeate

it's incomprehensible in an eldritch way, even if it sounds a bit dopey. it's so far Above you that you can barely register it

this sounds kinda like geocaching

"the vampire's curse too, actually... be careful who you kiss, technically that's an invitation to transfer a little bit of Vitality: size or animacy, for a very broad interpretation of either"

the Candy with Effects isn't usually a problem, but this year someone figured out a few things:
- eating candy that adds an extra copy of a limb dupes whatever you were holding with it
- eating candy to grow larger lets you hold a lot of candy at once

"one of my favorites is speed, of course... i think we're in waning crescent right now? so, pretty fast for a week or so :>"

"yeah, the werewolf's curse is really easy to mod, you can make pretty much any transformation depend on the moon phase ^^ it can even work on a continuum"

mouse telling a ghost story in what's meant to be her scariest tone of voice, sounding even cuter than normal as she keeps brushing up against the bottom of her register

ᵍᵘⁱˡᵗʸ ᵃˢ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉᵈ ʰᵉʰᵉ˜

(also, you're the second person to see this video and think "i know a mouse who'd like this" >v<)

(i really like curse/kiss/cute,,,)

i need to become a tiny sped-up mousegirl at great personal inconvenience

i don't care if my voice is super hard to understand and i have to repeat myself all the time, or if the easiest way to go up a flight of stairs is to hitch a ride on a paw, as long as it's for this reason

cute,,, i used to curl up inside my shirt, or wedge myself under my mattress

as far as i can tell, you have a normal, well-adjusted amount and expression of anger. and you never seem to be negative about people, only Circumstances

world where data is collected on all your kinks and advertisements cater specifically to them

:< dies in a hyperrealistic explosion of viscera, then walks into the room unharmed

(768,000 *inches, or 64,000 feet)

well, if the goal is to prank call people, a bunch of incomprehensible squeaks should still work for that ^^ the problem would be making a phone call you want people to take seriously

this is a good way to get sucked up and spat out as a very surprised looking crop circle

(not sure what you mean by this, sorry...)

the joke is meant to be that i'm talking to one of the many people for whom "you should speed it up :3" would not be a socially acceptable reply, and i need to push it away from how blindingly obvious it is

oh no, the video's too long to post here? :< you could always try sp- [pauses typing, eyes stare unfocused past the screen, then resumes] -litting it into multiple parts. or maybe you could [deep breath] host it on catbox or something

this is real

pondering stuff and imo one of the best ways to heighten kink comes from the mechanical interactions and comedy bits you can derive from it. if youre having cartoon sex it needs to be a game of finding new and inventive mechanical gags that slowly escalate in absurdity as time goes on

blowing air into her and seeing her puff up, big enough to eat a marshmallow that used to be the entire size of her, slowly deflating again, but the snack in her tummy not quite incorporated into the rest of her yet

nibbling off little bits of her, her mass redistributing to fill in the gaps, but overall, she shrinks a bit each time, until she's a squeaky little morsel too small to take another bite of,,,

tiny marshmallow mouse

resting your head on her tummy, sinking into it like memory foam, surrounded by her warm, sugar-scented fluff

i've encountered a clips4sale video of a model inflating "2 LARGE Unicorns" at 2x speed, and since stuff is priced by the minute, it's $4 less than the normal version

do you think there's anyone who /wanted/ to buy the original, but begrudgingly settled for the chipmunk version because it's cheaper

i've seen it done before, framed as a result of unconditionally enjoying all of someone's smells

there's this SCP-001 proposal about a gravel path that's normal if you walk clockwise, and uphill if you walk ccw. and somehow, all other SCPs are descended from this one hairline fracture in reality. i feel a bit like this sometimes

the solution to this btw was, obviously, listening to a sped-up recording of a friend trying to talk with a ball gag in ^^ idk why i assumed that wouldn't work

i see :> not fully sure we're talking about the same thing, mine is close in connotation to "no self-preservation instinct", but that's interesting