virgil

Won’t stop pronouncing Bluesky like “brewski” even if you come to my place of residence and torture me in all the ways enumerated in the annals of Roman martyrology

Can’t edit posts with typos on here either just like twitter. What’s the competitive advantage again

I don’t like that you think of me so rarely that you easily remember an unusual situation that made the thought of me come up. Wtf. The birds should remind you of me. The growing grass should remind you of me. All that is good in the world should evoke virgilian thoughts

Bruh I thought you were gone forever… My service is spotty and I need to sleep anyway but with this emerging cast of characters I feel like Dante delivered from the lion and leopard to the honeysuckle dotted hills of Limbo

Shadowbanned on twitter. Can’t believe it’s come to this, but throughout history many a persecuted alcoholic genius has lost everything and started over - there go I. I should, like, not network with this bio right? If I’m trying to get, theoretically, a job? The bio is nonnegotiable, to be clear

Jeez

logged on here for the first time in over a year bc this has made it to the other platform where I live and I was like “Omg I know that username”

Always here for anti sun content. Obliterate that mf

Wait didn’t I say this first

Based???

I’m back! Sorry I took a caffeine pill (nobody told me those make you feel absolutely unhinged) and was super anxious for 28 hours

well regardless i will like and rt your selfies and maybe it will start more women philosopher selfie discourse (hence increasing engagement even further)

meanwhile I’m over here trying to calculate the minimum number of mid selfies I’d need to post to get to a sizeable number of followers

The difference between posting IQ and posting hole is sometimes people want to see hole

i like weak opinions strongly held: wrong take on convection ovens means I’ll fuck ppl up

Discourse??? Wb dat course

virgil.bsky.social i just wanna talk

tfw no tits (the bird)

Every person on here is a balalaika-playing virgin or an alcoholic communist graduate student in computer science (I like that and think it is good)

the measure of a man is in his actions not his words 😤

moon’s out, poons out

Ya this is the content I was promised

drowning in spam account follows on here but unable to find my friends, I finally achieved the unnerving sense of ennui and uncanniness required to write and direct an A24 movie

excellent advance over the already strong sundress post

looking up at the sky meaningfully and dropping a fiver and three ones on the ground