Forearm-a-dillo? That looks amazing

I’m pretty sure that’s an entirely different part of bluesky, but we don’t kinkshame here

Yes, but only to be annoying

Something something “mutual masturbation at a rainforest cafe”

I described it to my wife earlier as “a bunch of people who are really good at weird shit” and that sort of got her to pay attention

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

lol, they got those AliExpress laser pointers

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Oh, when you said he was cracking himself, I was thinking something *very* different

"no, when newsom calls someone gay it's funny, not mean and homophobic"

I bet your imaginary dad knows what jokes are

You think you can just come on the internet and tell jokes??

i need more gooner bait, how horney is it?

(reading my list of things i can control) well that is not very much

one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.

that birb is great, but I have big concerns about the blue tree

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

You post about enough tech stuff that I legit wondered why you were talking about dell’s scale-out nas technology for a minute

Based on the url and file name, I’m guessing it’s a user-defined dictionary for some shitty software that someone accidentally published

Watching someone trip her at the end almost made it worth it. Kinda shocked nobody slapped that lady across the face

“Come argue with dipshits” not a great marketing line, imo

Can’t believe you didn’t say “take another shot at it”

all this low hanging fruit is delicious

I was a fan from roughly 85 until they rehired gruden. nice to hear they still don't understand the sport

any of them coming out this decade?

Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I can’t wait for prices to double and content to somehow halve

Wow, get cancelled much???