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I make rpg journals and dnd puns

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Hot is Elvish for how

11.09.2025 07:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SESSION ZERO

Dm: Would you be interested in secretly becoming a BBEG of the campaign?

Player 1: HELL YEAH!

Dm: *same question*

Player 2: OF COURSE!

Dm: *same question*

Player 3: OMG YES!

DM:

07.08.2025 07:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The masks are off.

21.01.2025 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi everyone! How are you holdin' up?

22.12.2024 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Master Wizard: THIS IS A DISGRACE! MAY I REMIND YOU THIS IS A MAGIC INSTITUTION AND WE CAN DIVINE IF YOU CHEATED?! EACH OF YOUR VERBAL COMPONENTS IS PERSONAL AND UNIQUE NOT SOME GENERIC BULLSHIT!

Student 1: dude wtf is he on about?

Student 2: ChantGPT

15.12.2024 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know a mimic when I see one.

01.12.2024 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did it eventually become easier for you with that routine in place?

01.12.2024 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I followed here only those who I know and have engaged with actually.

One of these days I'm gonna do a serious filtration of follows on the hell site to see who to actually follow here.

01.12.2024 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the love of Faerûn don't give him ideas

29.11.2024 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

YDNÄD: a new line of matte kitchen fronts

29.11.2024 14:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.11.2024 14:03 — 👍 71    🔁 106    💬 1    📌 2

Sir, having 10 feet on your penis is not considered normal.

28.11.2024 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you can see this sharp...

his d became flat.

28.11.2024 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Talent meet Absurdity

28.11.2024 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paladin: so there she was, the vampiress, naked in a barrel full of water in front of a seeing orb...
Naturally I blessed the water, she started melting, got out and... started bottling it and telling the orb it cost 100gp per bottle?!

Bard: Ah. Onlyfangs?

Paladin: Onlyfangs.

28.11.2024 22:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So...hi everyone! I've been kinda absent from socials and this place is kinda new to me. I've seen most of my ttrpg peeps from twitter migrated here and I hope to find you all (and you me) and create a better place together!

24.11.2024 16:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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