Christopher Perkins

YouTube video by StonesThrow Thanks to Chris Perkins for passing out so many Con Saving Throws 🥰 what a giver

Big thanks to @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social for joining us for this one-shot and handing out so many con save throws 🥰 what a gift

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Happy Halloween!

If you’re hankering for Saturday evening frivolity at #PAXWest, please join me, Mike Krahulik, Jerry Holkins, and the rest of the #AcqInc cast for the latest #DnD live game! The fun starts at 7 PM (rather than the usual 8 PM time), so don’t be late. [This show features adults using adult language.]

I look forward to seeing some of you next week at #PAXWest in Seattle! I’ll be the guy behind the DM screen at the #AcqInc live game. I haven’t seen my costume yet, but I’m told it’s appropriately ridiculous.

I saw this hanging precariously above a doorway and, me being me, thought death by EXIT sign would be a pretty funny way to go.

Hey Gang! I could not be more thrilled to step behind the screen for Campaign 4 of Critical Role, and cannot wait to share all the amazing things me and this incredible team have been cooking up for you! 🐲⚔️🔮

Milo, my space dog, created by @spacejunkz.bsky.social

Superman was FUUUUUNNNNN!

I got my summer/fall convention schedule sorted out.

I’ll be at Gen Con, PAX West, and Gamehole Con. If you see me, don’t be afraid to say “Hi,” “FU,” “Green Flame!” or whatever else springs to mind.

The D&D adventure anthology #DragonDelves releases today. Ten adventures, ten dragons, and some trippy art! It was, for me, a particularly fun project to work on. Thanks to all the amazing artists, art directors, writers, editors, graphic designers, etc. who worked on it.

Robot car has quite the attitude tonight:

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Got a new satellite dish. Only gets animal channels.

#AcqInc live on stage at #PAXEast was a blast. I’m honored to have such a splendid group of players (Jerry, Jasmine, Xavier, Anna, and Ify) and a first-rate production crew. Bravo, y’all. Now come the sleeps. 💤

Acquisitions Incorporated Boston Live at PAX East Main Theatre Saturday, May 10th 8:30pm ET twitch.tv/PAX Featuring: Chris Perkins as the Dungeon Master Jerry Holkins as Omin Dran Jasmine Bhullar as Certainty Dran Anna Prosser as Evelyn Marthain and WWE Superstar Xavier Woods as Bobbie Zimmeruski

Acquisitions Incorporated is BACK at #PAXEast 2025!

Join us LIVE at the Main Theatre or on Twitch on Saturday, May 10th at 8:30pm ET, with DM Chris Perkins, Jerry Holkins, Jasmine Bhullar, Anna Prosser and WWE Superstar Xavier Woods! #acqinc

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Today I retire from Wizards of the Coast after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game is in good hands. See you in the Feywild!

Apropos of nothing, Elon Musk holds the Guinness World Record for the largest loss of personal fortune in history: ~182 billion US. No one else is close.

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.

"Will the Senator yield for a question?"

"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."

"Can I shove the gargoyle?"

"Roll for strength."

"9".

*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

My life is rife
With passwords
My brain can’t contain

Yippie-ki-yay, motherf***ers!

Amazing cakes for the D&D rulebook wrap party! 🎉

#Severance S2E4, “Woe’s Hollow,” was mind-boggling and creepy in the most Lynchian way. Ben Stiller is such a gifted director. John Turturro is sublime.

After many years, I finally rewatched The Last Unicorn. The movie’s vocal talent alone is amazing—Mia Farrow, Angela Lansbury, Christopher Lee, Jeff Bridges, René Auberjonois, etc.—but the commentary track with Peter Beagle was an added delight.

Today's guest on 50 Years in the Dungeon will be none other than @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social. Hope you can join us in the live chatroom (6pm Pacific).

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It was a joy to present 4E versions of the “G” series modules. Given the time involved, I had no plans to update the other adventures, although I’m quite fond of them as well. #dnd

Mood.

RIP David Lynch. What a journey.

Silver dragon I had the pleasure to illustrate for Dungeons & Dragons: Monster Manual (2024)

This is how my dog sleeps.

The revised PH (p. 375) and the forthcoming revised MM answer your question. The alignment noted in any creature’s stat block is a suggestion; the DM determines the monster’s actual alignment. (This makes “typically” unnecessary.) #wotcstaff