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Evan Washington

@eewash.bsky.social

yields falsehood when preceded by his own quotation

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!!

06.12.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait what

06.12.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
paul thomas anderson in a marvel like presentation for thomas pynchon novels

paul thomas anderson in a marvel like presentation for thomas pynchon novels

05.12.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think FIFA is closer to a terrorist organization than any random cabal of drug dealers tbh

05.12.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

accepting my fifa peace prize at four seasons total landscaping

05.12.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if a random line in spy kids 2 did your navelgazing better maybe you should cut that

again, her editor must hate her to let her leave this in

05.12.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's kind of interesting, i guess, that she dug as deep as she was comfortable with and it ended up this shallow and worthless

05.12.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey what is this book even about

05.12.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what are we doing here man

05.12.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In general, the qrt dunk is a great thing and the degree to which both mastodon and bluesky seem to think it's fascist or whatever is stupid

05.12.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

finally some representation for me (men with huge hands and fucked up proportions)

05.12.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

actually this would make a pretty good premise for a punisher story

one of frank's old war buddies is now secdef and takes up his mission of killing "criminals" (in a pete hegseth blatant war crime way)

frank is appalled, questions his own mission, and realizes he needs to put his old friend down

05.12.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we have to reject the ridiculous premise of this

you don't get to just murder people for allegedly carrying drugs!

it would be too far for *the punisher* to do that

05.12.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jake Paul is now Wykeham Professor of Logic

04.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so fucked up that cumtown has had a total cultural victory: adam friedland is like a real journalist now? stavros is in movies? and gay tucker carlson?

04.12.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

hey nice place of honor of you've got here

03.12.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"logician" is too easily misheard as "magician"

01.12.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that's why on airplanes I'm a mathematician

01.12.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

what are some of your theories / what are some of your philosophies

01.12.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i think submitting actual AI-written slop would have been more respectful of the instructor's time

we all know they didn't think writing like the cruelest, dumbest caricature of a sunday school teacher is the way scientific inquiry is done. it's insulting to even pretend that was written in earnest

01.12.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that essay was so annoying in so many respects, and the actual content was like the least annoying among them

trying to ruin the instructor's life in some self-aggrandizing bid to be a conservative influencer? with a pointless 600-word response? and expecting...careful engagement? deference, even??

01.12.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

having takes is exhausting and reading them is even worse

01.12.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

a random paparazzo has more integrity

01.12.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

01.12.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a few years in, I’m ready to speak my truth: β€œcompute” as a noun sounds really stupid

01.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

by junior year (!!) you should have learned that the albert einstein copypasta is not a true reflection of academic life

you can't just say "because the bible tells me so!!" and expect all the woke particles to leave the professor's body in fear

01.12.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

walk over to the theology department with that awful response and they will also fail you

you should be embarrassed to put your name to this

01.12.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

frankly it's bonkers to submit that work and not expect to fail. like what do you think we're doing here?? that was bait, clearly just wanted to invoke TPUSA and start a fire

maybe i wouldn't give it a 0/25 (maybe like a 2/25? for using some phrases that do appear in the article)

01.12.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
RightWingCope on twitter dot com posts a thumbnail from Kurt Caz wherein various details of a British high street are changed to make them more threatening to racists - shops have their storefronts replaced by writing in Arabic and a random friendly black guy has a mask superimposed on his face as if he is a robber. In the original Caz himself is giving the black bloke a thumbs up but he has removed that from his thumbnail, suggesting he was trying to deceive the man.

RightWingCope on twitter dot com posts a thumbnail from Kurt Caz wherein various details of a British high street are changed to make them more threatening to racists - shops have their storefronts replaced by writing in Arabic and a random friendly black guy has a mask superimposed on his face as if he is a robber. In the original Caz himself is giving the black bloke a thumbs up but he has removed that from his thumbnail, suggesting he was trying to deceive the man.

Feeling some degree of pessimism about Things

01.12.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

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