Evan Washington

not particularly relevant but I appreciate the enthusiasm

it's nice you filled out the google form or whatever but I don't think that means you're allowed to break my windows now

this point is ridiculous but also it's just a lie that a judicial warrant represents an "additional warrant"

like, no? what? that's the only kind of warrant. the stuff ICE is doing is mere bookkeeping

that's like handing the cashier monopoly money and complaining that they want another 10 bucks

if you read the foundational leftist texts you'll know that it should have been a walmart

YouTube advertiser survey Have you heard of Coca-Cola? Yes No

a novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald

they do hang out with the pedophiles and traffickers but it's more like an overlapping social circles thing rather than one organization handling all the logistics of Doing Evil

i guess the truth is that elite secret societies of the rich and powerful do exist but they don't really plot or scheme anymore they just kinda eat dinner together racistly

deeply cringe happenings

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

secret third thing (dumber than you can possibly imagine)

so like are they putting grok in the rockets or hoping the porn production bot is also good at designing rockets or what

i dare you to be normal about will stancil. i shouldn't have to hear so many things about will stancil

"there are obviously no minoroities or women allowed" bro who sent this email

and here i thought the christmas adventurers club from one battle after another was a silly flight of pynchonian fancy

so that's really fucking insane

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it

groket science

yes, of course. because of the horrors

There's racism and then there's pretending Lupita N'yongo is miscast as the most beautiful woman in the world

god that's humiliating

oh cool so you're kinda like ted cruz and pete hegseth? that's great dude

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

guys, i don't think it's appropriate to joke about this. *comes up with a banger post* eh, eheh, there may be exceptions

that's not even a reasonable point to make? it's good for a documentary, but it's horrible for a documentary with tens of millions in marketing spend? like

it can be so hard to make friends as an adult without common interests

how do you come back from this. like even if you win this fight, you lost

respect for managing to scam apple like this. well done

Look, I'm doing my best. Or maybe I'm not. Well, alright, 70% of my best is the best I'm capable of. I'm doing my best to do my best.

hey man you should come down to the island. we've got the most annoying people in the world and several high schoolers! great networking