Nicholas Redding

The publishing contract for all of my solo Top Shelf books expires on Jan 1st— I already have plans underway for COME AGAIN, but if you see any of these books in the wild, you should grab em while you can! SWALLOW ME WHOLE is sold out & only about 100 copies of ANY EMPIRE left.

Is this…synesthesia?

I have too many Workaholics Anonymous jokes floating around my head I don’t know where to start

Lower the maximum wage.

our vulnerability is all our insensitivity

Are we going to have to wait for the 10th Year Anniversary Deluxe Boxset for the psych rock Sandwich Guy jam?

This is wonderful!

maybe the most brutal strikeout in baseball history

Oh nice thanks for the heads up!

Definitely recommend P.S. Eliot, the Crutchfield sisters earlier band if you haven’t listened to them.

*ezra douthglesias* c’mon Mark, horror season ended two days ago

but rhcp has ten frusciantes to sixteen keidises

It’s really only about a twenty minute drive in any direction from any metropolitan area in the entirety of this country. The electoral college has broken our damn brains

Gen Z is definitely leaning this way and there should be some fascinating sociological papers to be had in the decades to come to sift through

“I was saying Burns”

the scientists are frustrated because after billions of dollars spent, their guy still has trouble loading the dishwasher

‘sometimes forgoing’ is a strange way to say ‘always illegal’, NPR

If you haven’t read the graphic novel March as told by Mr. Lewis and drawn by the mighty @natepowell.bsky.social, I highly recommend it

Bruce Wayne: “How did you figure out I am the Batman? It’s the jowl tan line , isn’t it?”

The Colonel’s secret recipe is adorableness

This makes “Nevermind” look more like an inevitability rather than the “phenomenon” it’s usually touted as

OUCH!

They’re so embarrassed

Lando at least had a redemption arc

Oh wow I was just thinking the same thing this morning. Do we really need 10 year anniversary reissues? Manufacturing nostalgia ugh

My friend told me that her 14 year old son started doing laundry on Sundays for some of his elderly neighbors. He doesn't charge for the labor. And now he is the most popular person in the building and has non stop pies, cookies, and cake. The 14 year old should be our model of modern masculinity.

Really was the only saving grace of this movie imo.

All the background buildings were painted on glass! 🤯

bad movie but the set design was popping

The smirk is uncanny

One of the most devastating takedowns on my fellow whites. “frog costume vs chuds” levels of disarmament 😂

here come ol flat top he come groovin up slowly