Stephen Downey

People who use the term "just moving furniture around" as a negative have clearly never rearranged a room for fun, and felt that wave of Feng Shui goodness when your new setup feels better.

It's nice to mix things up, rotate a table 90°, reposition a couch, fuck shit up, move it around who cares 🛋️

Few snaps from a recent trip to Spain. I just take and edit photos for fun these days, so don't judge too harshly

After David Lynch used my apartment to shoot some of INLAND EMPIRE, he stayed in touch via random phone calls. Every one of them was a treasure. His art has been part of my life since I was a child.

The world just got a little less weird, and we are all poorer for it.

Fix your hearts or die.

#DavidLynch was one of those mythical characters you'd never think could die. RIP to an icon and inspiration to so many.

Here's one of many of my favourite clips of his:

a close up of a man smiling in front of a pink background . Alt: Being poor isn't fun, but playing games is! [Squid Game man smiles]

Just started watching this Squid Game show on Netflix.
Very few squids, but so far I'm enjoying the antics. Like, umbrella cookies?! What will they think of next.

I have a confession to make, I've still been using Twitter way more than BluSky.
My litmus test was always "If a Celebrity dies, where will I find out about it quicker, Twitter or BluSky"

Well thank you Jimmy Carter, cause with your passing I can finally properly migrate to BluSky, FoMo-less

#Rip

ME *enjoying a pizza*: Mmm, just what the doctor ordered

{knock, knock}

ME *opening door*: Hello?

DOCTOR: Do you have my pizza?

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I find lists like this so interesting.

Who is it for? I know the "other side" lives well, but how many people are actually spending €460 on an (admittedly lovely) watch bracelet for their friends or family?

If someone gifted me a €140 peaked cap I'd throw up.
No cap 🧢

Yeah he's a clown, we get it. He knows you don't like him, move on.

Are the bots here already?
Or does the algorithm just like showing me this poster everytime I log on.

I don't like the guy, but BlueSky, if you're listening, I abandoned the bird app cause I was sick of politics. Cop on.

Show me a poster of Simon Harris with a dick drawn over his face if you want.

Coming back from a daydream is the worst

Like damn, whatta ya mean the list of shit I was trying to disassociate from is still here, and now I'm stressed cause I spent 15 mins staring out the window.

It's like post-nut for the absent minded.

Audiobooks are great.
Doesn't count as reading though. Doesn't have to, it's fine to listen to a book, you just haven't actually read it until you've read it.

Irish, so take all opinions on American politics with a supersized grain of salt

I was worried Project 2025 would make Trump's second term in office more efficient and ruthless, then this man appoints Dr. Oz and one of the WWE McMahon's to his cabinet.

It's all still very bad, but slightly funnier

So sick of remakes like this. What does a live action adaptation actually add to the original. Same with the Lion King remakes.
The OG's are such brilliant films, the thought of a child's first exposure to the HTTYD films being a soulless money grab is really disheartening.

Charizard ex, aka the sickest card you've ever seen.

Wow, liked your post and immediately pulled this.

Good Morning indeed 😁🔥

I prefer to procaffeinate after sufficient snerdling*

*See Word of the Day Nov. 16

Monday, late November.
It's grey, it's cold, it's easy to feel a bit miserable.

In times like this it's important to appreciate the nice things, like how we're witnessing in real time the slow death of X 😄

A promo photo for a Casio Smart ring. Looks like a little G-Shock on someone's finger, I love it.

A promo photo for the Timex smart ring. It might just be the photo, but it looks a bit bulky and cheap to me.

Several angles of the Casio Smart Ring. Looks like it could also be used as a watch for a small chimp, if that's something you're into.

Just in case you didn't know, Casio and Timex have each come out with their own Smart Rings.

This is that kinda kitschy-cool thing you'd see in Blade Runner or The Fifth Element and wish you could rock in real life.
...if you get one I will.

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Came to see what the hype was about, and was quickly reminded that this is how it's supposed to be.

Getting off the bird app was like getting out of a toxic relationship, didn't really know how bad it was until I got some perspective.

A year ago today I posted on twitter that I was taking a break from the site... and then never went back.

For me, life is much better without it. I didn't realize how much the constant anger and drama were affecting me until I was free of it. Thank you @bsky.app for this lovely place to restart. ☺️

It's crazy, I forgot what it was like to scroll through a feed and not see a gaggle of shite that makes me feel sad and angry. #BlueSky #RipTwitter

"Save to watch later" has the same energy as my first alarm in the morning.

They're not for me, they're for the man I wish to become. A man who wakes up 20 minutes earlier, and knows how to make a sick-ass chorizo pasta

a man wearing a hat and covering his mouth Alt: Oppenheimer stressed af

Damn, the stress of every like when the algorithm doesn't know you.
Like, I wanna like this sick Skyrim post, but I don't want BlueSky to think I'm a nerd!?