Myla

Listen the only stinky breath that's tolerable is a dog's. Use your toothbrush people

Thanks for lunch sugar daddy

Old fashioned whiskey drink

❤️🩷❤️🩷

Spool of yarn and the start of a crocheted blanket

In an effort to not spiral into depression with the state of the world I've picked up crochet, got a new sewing machine, have milled my own flour, painted my doors and trim, am working on redoing the closet. Next thing to try is hard drugs

Sweet dreams

If I didn't sigh on a regular basis I would die from a brain aneurysm

I'm naturally very irritated and quiet when I first wake up. You have to give me a few minutes to adjust.

YouTube video by grandson - Topic Dirty

Do you love your neighbor?
Is it in your nature?
Do you love a sunset?
Aren't you fed up yet?
Do you have enough love in your heart
To go and get your hands dirty

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Screaming into the void*

*aggressively saying "speak to pharmacy staff"

I don't know who's still buying cheez its when Sargento cheese bakes exist. Grow up people

Homemade bread using fresh milled flour

Bought wheat berries, milled my own flour, and made some bread. Not too bad for the first try!

ICE are the recycled J6 domestic terrorists with badges and guns.

i know this is a crazy wish but maybe our elected officials could actually do something

Had a patient who tested positive for flu a and he said "Ah yes the Canadian flu" and man I hate when people are funnier than me

Today was the Monday-est Friday ever

they hate us when they can’t control us

There is no next year, only Zuul.

I bet now is a good time to start investing in iron lungs again

after two sneezes there are no more blessings only damnations to hell

sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell

"I ate corn yesterday?"

If you know, you know

I love that the wind has the power to humble anyone in 2 seconds flat

it's No November. don't ask me for anything, i said no

#horror #memes

Framed and compelling painting of a forlorn dog in a cone

Mentally I’m here:

Gonna get a student driver bumper sticker and start driving like an asshole

The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.

I like to think I'm a clean and organized person until I open up my email. Or camera roll. Or that one plastic drawer thing I intentionally purchased for the purpose of being an unorganized catch-all