Primary Schumer and anyone who doesn’t try to oust Schumer in the next 48 hours

Brilliant!

We’ll get em next year. #Mariners :(

Up the Arsenal

Yeah he got clattered through it should have still been a pen.

Gyokares is superb today his battling deserves a goal.

Yeah never a foul on Gabriel. But he knew the ball was over him either way. Gyokares has been brilliant. Saka and Timber keep getting in. Have no doubt we can turn it around and take three points.

I cannot stand the mousy man

Depressing.

No injuries we’re aware of yet!*

I love Mikel Arteta

Exactly! Amen man

Oh absolutely. The PE ghouls are counting on it

Yeah but the end of the line is actual humans like my dad who liquidated his retirement in ‘09 and is now just a shell of what he worked for for all those decades. They destroy REAL people with this shit

How. I mean. This all is so farcical i honestly wonder how the global capitalist structures actually keep going after this bubble without everyone drinking the collective capitalist cool-aid

😂

Kai knee injury: it’s so over

Eze coming in: we’ve never been more back.

I got up at 5:15 in the morning to watch Arsenal get 3 points at Old Trafford. Played like crap, but it’s 3 points in that place so well worth it

Try living in Hawaii. I never know what day anything is happening.

James’ reaction to Andrew eating Lint will be my new image i send to literally everyone who crosses me from now til the end of time.

My God

Declan Rice i love you

Most April Fool’s content is tiresome, but yet again @arseblog.com knocks it out of the park

The gooch galumphing

The taint toepunt

The ol’ perineum pulverizer

We’re back. #F1

The double doorbell revolutionary stuff - followed by the perfect timing on the doorbell song, followed by @arseblog.com saying he was delayed further because he met a dog. @philcosta.bsky.social and Andrew that’s just sensational pod. Arseblog Patreon subscription is the most value on the planet

And i don’t blame Barry. I’m lazy in my work all the time.

My brother in christ just because it is only on his patreon 30 episodes with @philcosta.bsky.social doesn’t mean he doesn’t harbor the views. Officiating has had a major step back in wanting to confront real issues. A reflection of broader cultural abdication of responsibilities.