Akrasia

Slowly realize that everything is terrible: sadness.
Quickly realize that everything is terrible: comedy.

In fairness to them, “I would rather just not do my job than talk to a SovCit person for another five minutes” might be the closest an on duty cop has ever come to a normal human emotion.

Haha holy fuck man

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

What empire did Sparta have? Sparta's military existed mostly to keep their slave population under control. They hegemony after the Peloponnesian War lasted only 30 years. They then got obliterated by the Macedonians, turning their town into a tourist attraction for the Romans.

People that worship the spartans are so, so funny

like yeah we need to be more like the unequivocal losers in history's most famous one sided feud, owned in every conceivable way, still trying to wash off the stink of being losers literally millennia later

they look at the intricate machinery of the most powerful system of imperial extraction the world has ever seen and say "this is gay shit for the wokes. the wokes love this imperialism. but it cannot rival my alternative: forcing everyone into direct resistance against me"

From the award-winning developer of "Seduced by the Busty Elf" and "Ravished by the Burly Orc" comes a brand new title, "Made To Question Your Long-Held Assumptions About What Constitutes Sex by Some Kind of Fucking Goblin".

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

v tutor/d tutor, in particular, greatly increases your density of keepable starting hands, which has positive effects when playing casually

the Wall Street Journal article "The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores" from 2/10/2026 with "splurging on ... rotisserie chickens" highlighted

two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us

democratic party cheerleaders are really doing their best to make it seem like the nominee for president in 2028 is gavin newsom already huh

A lot of these free market libertarians in the last year or DID shift some of their attention to combatting Trump's attacks on free speech. But they want to pretend they didn't play a starring role in paving the way for the total destruction of the federal regulatory state by autocratic zealots

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

66% of 18+ members of the Democratic party report a positive view of socialism. This number has, generally, been on an upward trend.

If the party is not bound by the political views of it's constituents, who increasingly want socialism, then what is the point?
(www.statista.com/statistics/1...)

Graph depicting the data described above

66% of 18+ members of the Democratic party report a positive view of socialism. This number has, generally, been on an upward trend.

If the party is not bound by the political views of it's constituents, who increasingly want socialism, then what is the point?
(www.statista.com/statistics/1...)

finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is

WE CALL 'EM SKEETS

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume

@dennisgoris.bsky.social

Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

White woman’s hand holding turquoise handheld radio with PRUNUS branding on pink bedding

I showed you my prunus. Please respond

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!

transformation