ℬitch

I forgot about this place

Puked on Mel Gibson

What in the utter FUCK??

We need to start hanging billionaires up like piñatas!

I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.

Don't forget

Take your meds
Drink water
Punch Nazis
Charge your vibe

it’s the full self driving of fights

Yeah, I am religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

Image search "rule 34 mermaid"

trust me I'm not a doctor

Yes to the second part!
LET'S START WARS!

People say that being a vegetarian is good for the environment. I think you can fight climate change more as a carnivore. A billionaire has 1 million times the average carbon emissions. Therefore, a carnivore eating just one billionaire would do more for the environment a million vegetarians.

Wow the crop is horrible

so there’s no cherry on top?

Charge your toys and sun dry your plugs

*Littlemermaidgifhere

Monday morning masturbation

Hold up
I'll throw in a chicken bone and call it super water

Pretty sure bionic cock content is specialty so you can charge premium

Hotdogs and spaghetti cooking in the same pot!

How to piss ppl off and cook for children at the same time!

That's just masturbation
Sell the video

Your just not using a strong enough glue

What if we burn it all down together?💕

Great day for anal play

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McDonald's milkshakes just aren't the same anymore😭

I will never forgive them for these fucking paper straws