riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin

Imagine getting a picture of the Right-Size Workplace Cat in your inbox

This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.

The King Boiled His Deep State

Posting increasingly preposterous reasons for why I'm not at work in the all employees chat and seeing how long it takes for them to fire me

Today is the 25th anniversary of Georgia's 9/11

"slapping fannies and killing grannies" immediately etched itself into the part of my brain where "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" lives

Is there anyone more pathetic than these liberal scolds? How dare you demand that your leaders lead!

Fuck, not the poker players

Shit you do when your conscience is good and extremely not guilty

"Sir, sir, are you too much of a pussy to crash the economy?"

Got his ass

This is the most appealing picture they could take?

Pretty sure it is - this isn't the first time I've heard of something like this and it seems bulletproof if you're sure you're never going to return to the USA. What's American Express going to do, send paratroopers to storm Guangdong?

This rocks. Enjoy your pot of gold, king

thank you, fact-checkers

🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶

lol

Not at all

Republicans: Let's eviscerate the public sector. Let's deport or prosecute every student protestor we can get our hands on. Let's rip the copper wiring out of the world economy.

Democrats: Erm, sir. I am going to tell you about a little thing called a colloquy,

Obvious point about how Obama paved the road to hell aside, it is sort of galling how his response to massive catastrophe is "erm, double standards much?"

Welcome to the Cave of Unutterable Truths. The best European cuisine is German

In short:

1. Booker finishes with a little Oscar speech. All Dems applaud.

2. Senator Risch (R-ID) is recognized and requests unanimous consent for speeches an an immediate vote on another Trump nominee. (This is the place to object and grind the Senate to a halt.)

3. No Dem objects.

It's just shy

so glad billionaires exist. without them i wouldn’t be getting hunted for sport this saturday

Once saw a guy billed as "the man who conceptualized the Cool Ranch Dorito". God damn, man, that's what's going on your headstone?

People are going to be making fun of this era for at least a millennium. Even the most inbred medieval royalty couldn't hold a candle to this

Jackson Hinkle speaks at a million-man march in Yemen on Al Quds Day, March 2025.

anyway, if you were wondering why David Shor keeps arguing that Republicans will never pay an electoral penalty for racism under any circumstances, this is why