Trump's gonna trade Alaska to Russia for Ukraine, they got vitamins and minerals over there. He's playin' 3-D chess, T.
13.08.2025 23:17 — 👍 150 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0@laukidh.bsky.social
He/Him Disabled manager of site reliability and application operations, trying to figure out my new life. Ventura County, California @laukidh@infosec.exchange on Mastodon. Formerly bpub and laukidh on Twitter.
Trump's gonna trade Alaska to Russia for Ukraine, they got vitamins and minerals over there. He's playin' 3-D chess, T.
13.08.2025 23:17 — 👍 150 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home. - www.reuters.com/technology/m...
14.08.2025 12:42 — 👍 42 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 18NEW: A forensic toxicology lab at the University of Illinois Chicago tested people’s bodily fluids for DUI-cannabis investigations using scientifically discredited methods and faulty machinery, leading to wrongful convictions.
14.08.2025 13:00 — 👍 36 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 2National Guard deployed at Union Station
National Guard deployed around Union Station with hummers parked on the grass during my commute. Heavy uniforms with gloves, app says it feels like 99 degrees there, and it’ll get much hotter. Per CNN the White House says they’re ordered not to make arrests. Just standing there baking in the sun
14.08.2025 14:25 — 👍 186 🔁 58 💬 28 📌 29After many weeks of haggling and an appeal, the MWAA police finally released reports about their investigation to find the source of crash footage leaked to CNN. It's a classic tale of sloppy op-sec (incl by CNN) and a squishy "computer trespass" state law theintercept.com/2025/08/13/d...
13.08.2025 17:53 — 👍 55 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 0Reed: On 14th Street / Madison Drive NW, a total of 6(!!) Park Police/Homeland Security and other federal officers are conducting what appears to be (?) a traffic stop of a driver with Maryland Plates.
Update: Driver tells me she was operating her girlfriend’s car, & was pulled over by Park Police, who found an unspecified ‘issue’ with the car/insurance & towed the car. Added that the officer told her that the other 6+ other officers were there only for “visibility”
Six federal police officers from two different agencies just conducted a traffic stop on the National Mall of a car they say had unspecified “insurance” “issues” and told the driver their presence/numbers was for “visibility.”
Via @reedreports.bsky.social-
There’s a photo of the cast in a Wikipedia article. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland...
14.08.2025 06:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He slipped in the shower and has since acquired a bath mat.
14.08.2025 05:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you seen the RacerTrash edit? archive.org/details/11-h...
14.08.2025 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woman sexually assaulted while jogging in Ventura; suspect at large
14.08.2025 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Seth helped me through Trump 1.
14.08.2025 04:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Want a trillion hits on YouTube? Get a bunch of kindergarteners who live in DC, Chicago, NYC, and LA to read grown republicans’ tweets about how scared they are of those cities
14.08.2025 02:44 — 👍 932 🔁 173 💬 13 📌 8Really ready to be done with this headache
14.08.2025 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sign for a store that is a Laundromat Bingo Tanning Notary Canoe rental
ADHD was here
14.08.2025 02:36 — 👍 262 🔁 36 💬 8 📌 3In response to LAPD’s outrageous and violent violations of our temporary restraining order on Friday, lawyers for @lapressclub.bsky.social have filed for contempt.
10 journalists were battered, bloodied, zip-tied, and/or kettled.
LAPD can’t police itself. Now it must answer to the judge it defied.
Dolly Parton currently sends a new book to 2.2 million children every month. The number has steadily increased for years. It's in honor of her parents, who were illiterate. She works with hospitals. Many people have told us they had no idea the books would come. They are addressed to the child.
14.08.2025 01:36 — 👍 1519 🔁 456 💬 9 📌 22Oh I’m pretty sure he still thinks it’s funny
14.08.2025 01:47 — 👍 567 🔁 46 💬 39 📌 1What’s craaaazy to me is that a Minnesota state rep was ASSASSINATED and nothing even remotely close to this happened there
14.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 4045 🔁 1284 💬 53 📌 17In March, Chuck Schumer let Republicans in Congress and the White House STEAL ONE BILLION DOLLARS from the people of the District—including $300M from DC public schools. No one threw a fit over this egregious attack on ~700K Americans. It was always ending here. Only a naive idiot couldn’t see that!
14.08.2025 02:06 — 👍 232 🔁 54 💬 2 📌 4if you jaywalk in DC right now you get an instant 5 star wanted level
14.08.2025 02:23 — 👍 676 🔁 57 💬 11 📌 1new Subway commercial: Kendall Jenner hands a footlong to a cop
14.08.2025 02:46 — 👍 672 🔁 61 💬 5 📌 3Google search screenshot: Al Overview The saying "beer before candy, you're in the clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to
my dad was always saying this
14.08.2025 02:53 — 👍 4238 🔁 632 💬 68 📌 41Congratulations, you two!
14.08.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump’s nominee to replace the Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner he fired pictured at January 6th, amazing scoop by @ryanjreilly.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Conservatives are constantly afraid of everything. Otherwise they’d realize people aren’t scary.
14.08.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jury Nullification if I ever saw one.
13.08.2025 20:44 — 👍 139 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 1There were some heavy storms not too long after that, and a lot of the beach eroded. Bunch of sand washed out and the cliffs were reshaped.
14.08.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I accidentally saw them filming this scene, from the cliff above (by the lifeguard station)
We saw all the lights and people and decided to go elsewhere. Later saw it in the movie.